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Raechard -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 5:00:32 AM)
The best way to avoid this is to have a separate Explorer/Firefox tab for each thread you are interested in this avoids the usual confusion of one window. Then when you have your finger on the fire button it will be the right button because each tab would have just one ‘Post’ button. Can you see my logic here??? How can I tell when my hard disk drive is defragmented because although it says it’s finished you can run it again afterwards and it starts again. I want one long blue chunk of file without red and green bits.

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 10:46:45 AM)
Put the window that displays the coloured bits in one spot on your screen so that everytime you open it, it's in that spot. Next, get a blue magic marker and colour inbetween the lines that have the coloured bits... voila! You now have one long blue chunk! How do I get family members to realize that the car is not mine, and I am not a taxi?

Raechard -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 11:07:07 AM)
Embrace your new career as a taxi driver and get some drunk to vomit in the back seat. Either that or start charging them. How do I know I have had my recommended daily allowance of stuff. I don’t want to get scurvy but them RDA figures are confusing.

tatangel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 11:13:28 AM)
Go to GNC and buy 1 of every bottle, then take 6 times the recommended allowance. Poof! Instant wellness. How can I convince a judge and jury that I have not practiced medicine without a license>

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 11:15:49 AM)
Kill the success stories... no one to testify, your fine. How do I manage to stay entertained when I hve to choose between TVand internet?

GhitaAmati -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 12:06:07 PM)
place your computer on top of your television, watch QVC while scanning though porn sites, as an added bonus, turn on your radio next to you to talk radio, all while playing sonic the hedgehog on your gameboy how do I calm my eyes down after looking at all these fast moving images all day?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 2:12:47 PM)
Pop them out and put them to bed. How do I make macadamia chocolate chunk cookies when I'm out of macadamia nuts?

TatTooEdDuCk -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 5:27:57 PM)
Close your eyes and place peanuts in the batter. If you think it's macadamia nuts then who's to tell you they aren't. How do you tell a person to grow up?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/8/2007 10:24:02 PM)
Put them on a rack and proceed to tell them that they are 'growing up'. How do I convince my pooch that lightning storms won't harm her?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/10/2007 9:35:07 PM)
Stick her tongue in a light socket, and tell her that lightening isn't half as bad. I'm needing a recipe for electrocuted dog. Where can I find a good list of them?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/11/2007 6:18:10 PM)
gooddogbenji. I'll be done with him in a few... How do I get rid of my headache without resorting to pills?

Tarisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/11/2007 6:18:56 PM)
grins at Mikal.. a massage sometimes helps * winks *

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/11/2007 8:26:53 PM)
Hmmmm, no advice to give, so the really, really, bad advice I seek is...... I think Mikal and Tarisa would be wonderful to costar with in a love triangle type of movie. How do I convince them to go NC-17 without them thinking we are actually doing porn?

wandersalone -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/12/2007 4:24:21 AM)
Tell them that due to the wonders of modern cinematography you are going to digitally place fantabulous designer clothes on them so they must be filmed naked to provide a clean body sillouhette. My wardrobes (plural) and spare rooms are full ...where can I store all of the new clothes, shoes and handbags that I simply must have?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/12/2007 11:29:34 AM)
Bag them all up, and take them to Goodwill for their free storage program. I have just convinced someone to donate everything they own to Goodwill. Should I feel guilty?

ready4srvce4all -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/12/2007 2:28:31 PM)
No, go buy everything they took, and sell it at a flea market at a marked up price. You'll make money and wash away guilt. I want to buy a used car, how do I know the one I'm getting is trustworthy transportation?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/12/2007 2:31:24 PM)
Take the most suspicious person you konw with you and ask them for their advice. Agree with everything they say and then buy the car. I recieved some muffins and suspicious thta they've been tampered with. How can I make sure they are safe to eat?

Kalyrra -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2007 9:39:42 AM)
I would suggest feeding them to the person you love most, that way you can trust them to be honest if they taste funny. My former lover wants to start up again, but his girlfriend is really possessive and always up his ass, what should i do?

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2007 2:01:22 PM)
Feed him lots and lots of beans................see if she pops out like a cork. The aliens have abducted everyone but me, it seems. How do I prosecute them for discrimination?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/13/2007 10:51:50 PM)
Shove an anal probe up your derrier... then go to the courts and sue for anal damages 'cause they (the aliens) didn't intert it properly. I think nyrisa may be up on perjury charges for lying about what the aliens didn't do to her... how can I help?

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