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m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 3:38:35 AM)
remove the passenger seat, and drive with your eyes closed. i have just come to a very sudden halt, should i open my eyes now?

TankII7871 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 6:06:38 AM)
No keep your eyes closed. Start asking where your dog went and ask if anyone has sen your cane. Tell the police you had just been going to a drive up ATM since it has brail writing they will be so much more understanding that you hit someone because your blind. when feding inlaws to sharks is it feet 1st or head 1st i like to do things the proper way

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 8:23:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TankII7871 when feding inlaws to sharks is it feet 1st or head 1st i like to do things the proper way as long as you cut them into chum properly, who cares what part you throw in first? ugh....my own answer just about made me sick.....how can i get over this feeling?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 7:38:21 PM)
Puke and get it over with. Then invite you're inlaws over and slave for them. I pulled the muscles in my shoulder, and I need then to heal quickly. How?

mastererobert -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 7:52:01 PM)
Take a bottle of ibuprofen. It will reduce the inflammation and let your shoulder heal more quickly. How do I get my bratty sub to follow my instructions?

QuietlySeeking -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 8:00:16 PM)
Give them the choice of cleaning out ready4srvce4all's urine jar-filled car -or- obeying. Most will choose the car. Some of the jars broke while my sub was cleaning out his car, how do I get the smell of stale urine off of her?

beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 8:03:52 PM)
Take an electric grinder and coarse sandpaper and sand the smell from her skin. With all the advice I gave, how can I tell if it's helping?

mastererobert -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 8:54:39 PM)
Hire a private detective to track down all the people who you responded to with advice. Visit them at home to ask if your advice helped since you never can tell with the Intertubes. Just show up unannounced at random times so they don't have time to fake an answer. It is really hot in my room right now. How can I cool off?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 9:04:07 PM)
Cut open your arteries and let all that hot blood out. You'll cool down in a few seconds. How should I go about discreetly scratching a mosquito bite on my booty?

mastererobert -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 9:21:42 PM)
Without pausing from the conversation, open the utensils drawer in the kitchen, remove the potato peeler, slip it down back, and make one quick pass over the mosquito bite. Return the peeler to the drawer. No one will be the wiser and you will have permanently removed the bite. Now, how can I stop posting on collarchat all night and actually get some useful things done? quote: ORIGINAL: Mikal Cut open your arteries and let all that hot blood out. You'll cool down in a few seconds. How should I go about discreetly scratching a mosquito bite on my booty?

YesMistressIrish -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/4/2007 11:01:48 PM)
slip into some cuffs, and flush the keys. I am laughing so much, I am scaring the teenager at the other pc. what should I do? I enjoyed the bagging and safe escape in that drug boat, by the way! thanks!

nyrisa -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 12:00:19 AM)
Reassure the teenager that you are only laughing so as to test yourself for urinary stress incontinence. They will quickly move somewhere else to sit. I am going to a casino tomorrow, but in the past, my luck has been poor. How can I win the jackpot at the slot machines?

m0rgan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 8:33:12 AM)
turn it completely upside down several times, then right way up again, all the cash in the bottom comes out of the drawer at the bottom. security never pay any attention to this action. i am in the managers office, how may i create a diversion, for escape purposes, before i get a good kicking?

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 8:45:35 AM)
simple gather up att the paper you can findhead into about three diferent offices make a huge pile and then set them on fire. In a 4th office take a massive crap on the desk. while the mayhem ensues go out the window. How do i break my new roommate of their toilet seet leaving up habit?

workingonthings -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 8:51:02 AM)
remove the toilet seat (very easy, two screws) and hang it over their bed, suggest they pee there instead my toilet has rings from the iron in the water, how do i remove them?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 11:11:19 AM)
Dynamite. It'll remove all stains. How do I avoid the lazyitis disease that my pooch passes on every time I look at her?

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 11:58:44 AM)
shoot the dog MY ex owes me money. how do I convince him to cough up the cash quickly?

thornhappy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 12:01:45 PM)
Tickle his throat with a feather. Should come up pretty quick, so step back! Book-lust is upon me. What should I do?

LadyPact -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 12:26:39 PM)
Get a book that is entirely about dildos. I think you get the rest. [;)] I'm thinking the hoped for play date later this month will fall through. Should I keep the reservations for the evening?

Mikal -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (7/5/2007 12:54:21 PM)
Sure. If all else fails, bring your imaginary friend. Freaky murow, I think I posted on another thread, thinking it was something else... how do I stop doing this?!?!?!?

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