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Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 7:21:30 PM)
Get some all-weather subs to hold a canopy over the grill and go for it. What should I wear to work that will let them know that I'm a pervert? Outing myself by wardrobe, so to speak.

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 7:23:56 PM)
If you wish to wook wike a twue prevert, yoo must wear...a conservative dress! One look and they'll all ask, "What's she HIDING???" So, what's the safest way to clean my ear out?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 7:30:23 PM)
tongue of domiguy what can I do with all this snow?

badprofessor -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 7:37:08 PM)
Snowball fight! Maple taffy! I'd just like to thank you all for your kind advice, but just in case I end up in 14th division, what should I tell my mum?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 9:31:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx tongue of domiguy Nominated for Best Bad Advice [sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif] Badprofessor: Tell your mum that finally found the right guy and you're out picking china patterns. I have PMS, should I tell Master?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/7/2008 10:23:46 PM)
He already knows that why he is on CM right now perving other subs profiles right now. My sub is asleep but I am totally awake - should I arouse her - I know it has been a long week.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 1:13:01 AM)
No Instead lie in bed next to her and Masturbate to Pictures of old girlfriends and when she wakes up and sees you explain you just didn't want to wake her. How do I get my slave to accept the fact that I Masturbate to Porn?

PrizedPosession -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 1:15:19 AM)
Tell her if she did things right you wouldn't need porn. How do i get my MP3 to work again?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 1:19:15 AM)
Hit it with a Hammer How do I get Prized Posession to show my girl how to do it right? (No disrespect to your Sir of course)

PrizedPosession -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 1:29:00 AM)
Tell Master that you want to know if i am collared or not and if not can you do it lol i hate my manager and she hates my shoelaces what should i do?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 1:40:10 AM)
Kill the Bitch. But remove her finger tips, Burn her Palms, remove her Eyes, and Teeth then leave her anywhere after spraying her with Amonia and Rubbing Alcohol. What?!?! I think about these things from time to time. How can I make an Extra $2000 in three weeks?

PrizedPosession -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 1:52:15 AM)
Go to Vegas. (my response of "shove them up your ass" is what may come out of my mouth if she asks one more time) i have sleeping pills, i have to be up in 5 hours...should i take them?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 2:14:30 AM)
No First take Three swigs of Whiskey and then drive over here and get in bed with my wife THEN take ALL of them and wait for the expression on her face in the morning.... that is if you are still alive. (Crossing Fingers) How can I stop being such a prick?

PrizedPosession -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 2:26:52 AM)
Viagra or Extenze Is overdrafting for whiskey a bad idea?[:D]

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 6:54:18 AM)
Not in Vegas. How can I get Steel to stop masturbating to pictures of my Master?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 6:58:52 AM)
Lop off his willie? It's a bit extreme, but effective. What should I do to let Daddy know that I want Him to push my limits?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 7:07:49 AM)
Show up at his place of business in full BDSM regalia- studded collar, corset, boots, opera gloves, whip in hand. Ask his boss if he can come out and play. That should get the message across. Either that or send him a postcard. How can I keep that minty freshness all day?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 7:13:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Show up at his place of business in full BDSM regalia- studded collar, corset, boots, opera gloves, whip in hand. Ask his boss if he can come out and play. That should get the message across. Hejira, if you only knew how off the hook that would be... dear me!!! [:D] To keep that minty fresh feeling, you could put a Tic-Tac in your douche. Might be a bit tingly, but that's what you're looking for, right? wink I think I need some practice tossing a whip around properly, how do I get guinea pigs, er, volunteers?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 7:19:46 AM)
Uh, DRH, I was thinking of toothpaste. Really. What a mind you have! For the whip thing- The local mall should do it -just rent a kiosk. Or, here in S. Fl, there are always the corners where the illegals hang out looking for day labor. (That was so wrong on soooo many levels...... Do I really need to get out of bed today?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/8/2008 7:54:22 AM)
It would be difficult since I chained you to the bedpost overnight I would like the perfect day today - how can I acheive that?

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