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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 12:52:25 PM

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My suggestion - don't go to sleep -drink coffee - stay on CM all night - then when it is time to go to work - voila.

Any ideas on how to go to bed earlier?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 1:05:28 PM

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Yes. Keep moving westward.

How can I convince my boss to let me put that classy velvet Elvis picture in my closet at home, up on the wall at work?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 2:58:40 PM

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Offer it up as a dartboard.

How can I get a certain velvety-voiced person to stay on the phone with me even later into the night, despite their need for sleep?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 3:27:08 PM

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Call me.

How do I unplug my nose discreetly when it's driving me nuts, with no tissues to be found around?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 3:30:34 PM

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use the wall. it works especially well if youre in a cubicle with the fabric covered partitions.

How do I get students to stop leaning over my desk and looking at whats on my computer screen?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 5:37:20 PM

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If your set-up is like mine- just use your overhead projector and project your computer screen onto the big screen. Voila! No need to lean over you.

How can I enforce a curfew for a um?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 6:12:57 PM

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weld a chain around their ankle before they leave the house (if you don't mind if they go really far, it should be a really long chain) and when it is curfew time, start reeling them in...

how do i get my Dom to let me sleep longer?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 10:19:05 PM

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Take his shoes off - rub his feet - hand him a nice drink with Ambien - he will be none the wiser - and you can sleep like a baby

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/14/2008 8:38:06 AM

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install one of those inventory control tags on her like at Macy's so she'll set off the sensors at the door.

How can I get rid of this awful headache?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/15/2008 11:55:58 AM

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Stop craning your head up and back and instead look at ME...

How do I channel the part of my energy flow that is sometimes destructive?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/15/2008 3:27:54 PM

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Through ruby optic visors?

Help! I'm having an identity crisis! Which Beatle am I?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/15/2008 3:28:21 PM

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go chop wood first, then come back to your lg

how do i sleep in longer in the mornings on the weekend?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/15/2008 3:46:13 PM

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Paint the windows of your place black with little shiny star stickers on them.

Lumus...you are George.

How do I get myself motivated to do the office laundry (gowns and towels)?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/15/2008 4:10:53 PM

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With a taser.

How do I get a certain song stuck in my head, outta my head?!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/15/2008 4:13:13 PM

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Labotomy, of course.

How do I get the visions of being taken by a big, strong man and used as his sex toy out of my head? (thanks to luscious on another thread) hmphphph...

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 2:04:41 AM

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stick pins in your toes

how do i find all of My missing socks?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 7:32:04 AM

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Throw a grenade into your closet. They will surrender.

What can I do to help survive a whole week without Master?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 10:49:05 AM

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I would suggest sending me a plane ticket and letting me take his place for that week. And when he gets back we can give him a Video of all the things that we did while he was gone. And then I can Leave andi with him for a week while I go out of town.

(Sorry you have to be without the Zooble)

How do I increase my chances of finding a second sub to become a part of ouor house?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 11:27:39 AM

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Have an open house: "Female sexual submissive wanted, inquire within, 2 pm to 5pm, refreshments served."

How do I get my ex to engage his brain when he has to have a conversation with me?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 12:30:45 PM

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Rub your (naked) self down with baby oil, rub yourself allll over him, and say, 'now listen up, buster)

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