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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 8:24:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		He might, but he could be too busy playing with his happy meal toy to do anything about it for a while.

How can i get my Sir to let me bite him more?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 8:27:05 PM   
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He might, but he could be too busy playing with his happy meal toy to do anything about it for a while.

How can i get my Sir to let me bite him more?

tell him it's either you or the tank of pirahnas in the basement

I was thinking of asking Britney Spears to donate her eggs to me . . . think she'd do it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 8:32:25 PM   
antman91


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/11/2008 10:35:56 PM   
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She would - but why would you want them . I'll see if Kfed can help

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 6:34:32 AM   
subtee


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My advice guru recommends blow jobs for every single problem. Should I take her advice or find another guru?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 6:37:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Depends... blow can be addicting, however if you use it every time you have a problem... you would probably forget/loose track of all your problems at some point. I'd say stay with the guru, but find a cheaper dealer.

I've always been curious if people really do bounce if they jump/fall from a plane without a working 'chute

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 8:06:57 AM   
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I use the same advice guru that subtee does...how do I follow through on her advice to get more blowjobs?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 9:29:32 AM   
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So how do I get the people I send e-mails to to actually respond after reading the e-mail I send?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 10:27:57 AM   
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How do I get the city to fix my water meter today?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 12:52:42 PM   
Lumus


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I know an immature person who refuses to listen to any advice and then whines when things go wrong.  How can I help this person get their act together?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 2:03:40 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Start dating him/her immediately but vanilla only. Your constant attention will "cure" the advice-ignoring and whining. (At least for the rest of us.)

How can I sneak into Chicago so Domiguy doesn't know? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 3:21:55 PM   
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How do I follow the advice from the Dear Cali thread, and give more BJ's?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 3:25:04 PM   
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It is snowing outside and I dont have any shoes.Problem is,I need to go pay my elec. bill so they wont shut it down.What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/12/2008 11:05:24 PM   
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How should I address Highway Patrol who just stopped me for a speeding ticket? 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 7:18:06 AM   
subtee


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How can I get out of critiquing my colleagues, even though my boss wants me to?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 8:13:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Gauge

Since the Make a Wish thread is such fun I thought that an advice thread might do fairly well. Here is the object of this thread. Someone asks for advice and you then give it to them but it is very bad advice. You then post your own question.

Note: None of the advice is to be followed... if you do follow the advice you are solely responsible for the results... plus you should really be sedated.

I will start.

I want to get rust stains out of my toilet... how do I do that?

Get your sub to lick 'em off/change your car oil :))

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 8:18:09 AM   
Pyrrsefanie


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ORIGINAL: subtee
How can I get out of critiquing my colleagues, even though my boss wants me to?


Jump off of the roof of the building.  BAM, instant escape route!

My computer's making a funny noise.  What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 10:21:22 AM   
LadyRainfire


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How can I get my mom to stop calling me from jail?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 10:23:30 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Explain to your mom that your name is Rainfire... not from jail. AS they get older, parents become forgetful, it might just be miscommunication is all.

My video games keep crashing after about 15 minutes of play, but I really want to learn the game. What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/13/2008 11:57:34 AM   
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I am having trouble getting up at the right time the last few mornings...any suggestions?

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