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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 12:54:16 PM   
SteelofUtah


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How do I get someone to open up and be more free with themselves?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 1:16:38 PM   
Lynnxz


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How do I keep myself off this forum, and force myself to study for Finals?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 1:35:46 PM   
MisterP61


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how do I get a sub to believe I am the all purpose super Dom?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 1:41:04 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		Tell them  "HI, I AM EXPERANCED DOM, VERY STRICKT. I WILL TRAIN YOU MESSAGE ME NOW."

Capslock is the key to success, and spelling errors let her know you don't give a damn what other people think.

I want a sports bike.. what type should I get?


< Message edited by Lynnxz -- 3/16/2008 1:46:00 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 1:46:17 PM   
SteelofUtah


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How do I get the girl to remember things better she is always forgetting stuff.

**You changed your question but my answer remains the same**


< Message edited by SteelofUtah -- 3/16/2008 1:47:07 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 2:02:26 PM   
MisterP61


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how do I get rid of this incessant headache?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 2:04:10 PM   
Lynnxz


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I wanna order pizza.. what do I want on it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 2:06:18 PM   
MisterP61


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what do I do about these dam telemarketers?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 2:07:01 PM   
CommandConsent


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 2:15:16 PM   
Lynnxz


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/16/2008 2:15:20 PM   
xxblushesxx


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/17/2008 7:18:57 AM   
QuietlySeeking


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I don't have any quarters, what should I use?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/17/2008 10:21:02 AM   
LadyRainfire


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Status: offline 		Use the top 2 buttons off your shirt so we get a better look at your chest, oh, and work on your profile so I can give even worse advice next time. *wink*

What's a good way to make green beer for St. Patrick's Day?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/17/2008 10:36:43 AM   
domahpet


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my blood sugar is wayyy too low this
morning, whats a fast way to raise it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/17/2008 10:58:56 AM   
xxblushesxx


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Status: offline 		Brownies and green beer usually work for me!

I don't wanna go to the gym. Evah. What's the worse that can happen?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/17/2008 11:39:48 AM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		The gym is bad for you. Start taking Testosterone! That'll keep you in shape with no problem. Don't mind the chest hair, it's probably temporary.

My roommate is drunk already, and napping in the bathtub. I can't decide what to do about that.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/17/2008 11:42:14 AM   
CreativeDominant


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Status: offline 		The gym might go out of business...and you might get heavy (of course, then you could be a BBW)...or you might have a heart attack (but think of the sympathy from HoneyMaster)...or you might end up with high blood pressure (again, think of the sympathy from HoneyMaster and your friends who will look at each other with pointed daggers in their eyes wondering which one gave you such stress that you wound up with high blood pressure).  Hmmmmmmmmmmm...it all sounds win-win to me.  As a matter of fact, to speed the process up, make sure you drink Green Beer and eat Sugar Cookies with big gobs of icing on them not only for St. Patty's Day but the rest of the week.

What can I do to get myself of the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad mood I am in?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/17/2008 11:47:19 AM   
LadyRainfire


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Status: offline 		Drink green beer, spank some ass then go tickle some poor helpless female mercilessly until she can't stop blushing and begs for mercy. Then keep torturing her.

How do I get rid of my ex before he even gets up here for his visit?

*edited to correct my lousy spelling - sheesh... whatta day....*

< Message edited by LadyRainfire -- 3/17/2008 11:48:17 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2008 9:42:19 PM   
womyn


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I was thinking of giving up sex forever and focus on doing good works. Do you think I should?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/18/2008 10:26:45 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		In situations like this you should always do the opposite of your first thought. So if you thought you shoudl give up sex I think you should look into Hooking or Porno or if you would perfer two weeks at my house after we get the girl a Strap On so I can eventually sleep.



I want to now how to get My boss to give me a raise I have only been there for 8 days how should I go about doing this?

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