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MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 12:52:25 PM)
My suggestion - don't go to sleep -drink coffee - stay on CM all night - then when it is time to go to work - voila. Any ideas on how to go to bed earlier?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 1:05:28 PM)
Yes. Keep moving westward. How can I convince my boss to let me put that classy velvet Elvis picture in my closet at home, up on the wall at work?

CalifChick -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 2:58:40 PM)
Offer it up as a dartboard. How can I get a certain velvety-voiced person to stay on the phone with me even later into the night, despite their need for sleep? Cali

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 3:27:08 PM)
Call me. [8D] How do I unplug my nose discreetly when it's driving me nuts, with no tissues to be found around?

KaraThrace -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 3:30:34 PM)
use the wall. it works especially well if youre in a cubicle with the fabric covered partitions. How do I get students to stop leaning over my desk and looking at whats on my computer screen?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 5:37:20 PM)
If your set-up is like mine- just use your overhead projector and project your computer screen onto the big screen. Voila! No need to lean over you. How can I enforce a curfew for a um?

chellekitty -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 6:12:57 PM)
weld a chain around their ankle before they leave the house (if you don't mind if they go really far, it should be a really long chain) and when it is curfew time, start reeling them in... how do i get my Dom to let me sleep longer?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 10:19:05 PM)
Take his shoes off - rub his feet - hand him a nice drink with Ambien - he will be none the wiser - and you can sleep like a baby How should I deal with another dom who is trying to steal my sub?

KaraThrace -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/14/2008 8:38:06 AM)
install one of those inventory control tags on her like at Macy's so she'll set off the sensors at the door. How can I get rid of this awful headache?

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2008 11:55:58 AM)
Stop craning your head up and back and instead look at ME...[&:] How do I channel the part of my energy flow that is sometimes destructive?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2008 3:27:54 PM)
Through ruby optic visors? Help! I'm having an identity crisis! Which Beatle am I?

KMsAngel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2008 3:28:21 PM)
go chop wood first, then come back to your lg how do i sleep in longer in the mornings on the weekend?

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2008 3:46:13 PM)
Paint the windows of your place black with little shiny star stickers on them. Lumus...you are George. How do I get myself motivated to do the office laundry (gowns and towels)?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2008 4:10:53 PM)
With a taser. [:D] How do I get a certain song stuck in my head, outta my head?!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/15/2008 4:13:13 PM)
Labotomy, of course. How do I get the visions of being taken by a big, strong man and used as his sex toy out of my head? (thanks to luscious on another thread) hmphphph...

MisterP61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 2:04:41 AM)
stick pins in your toes how do i find all of My missing socks?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 7:32:04 AM)
Throw a grenade into your closet. They will surrender. What can I do to help survive a whole week without Master?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 10:49:05 AM)
I would suggest sending me a plane ticket and letting me take his place for that week. And when he gets back we can give him a Video of all the things that we did while he was gone. And then I can Leave andi with him for a week while I go out of town. (Sorry you have to be without the Zooble) How do I increase my chances of finding a second sub to become a part of ouor house?

CalifChick -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 11:27:39 AM)
Have an open house: "Female sexual submissive wanted, inquire within, 2 pm to 5pm, refreshments served." How do I get my ex to engage his brain when he has to have a conversation with me?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 12:30:45 PM)
Rub your (naked) self down with baby oil, rub yourself allll over him, and say, 'now listen up, buster) what can I give my children for Easter when I am only a student with no income?

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