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hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:27:14 PM)
All the ex-cons, junkies, pimps and criminals that are due to have sex with womyn. How can I get a chocolate stain off a white couch?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:27:15 PM)
Hejira, cut your fingers off and no more of those darn broken nails! Mnotter you should spring for a charity, like my school tuition for instance![:D]

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:28:27 PM)
Edited for slowness but keeping my response to Ron: I feel you should fail to fall if you sprung, but that would fuel the foil... To hejira: The best way to get chocolate from a white couch is to rub down the clean areas with oil. I like writing with crayons. Is this a good way to get published?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:31:10 PM)
Hejira, dye the whole damn thing brown! Lumus I hear loonybins are actually a front for publishing houses. I'm thinking about going on a diet so that I can have a body of a 12 year old boy. Just bread and water. . . think I should?

KMsAngel -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:37:16 PM)
if you want the body of a 12 yr old, you can't diet. barbecue him! how do i get my cat to stop looking at me like he knows all my dirty secrets? ps. i don't want to kill him

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:39:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel if you want the body of a 12 yr old, you can't diet. barbecue him! how do i get my cat to stop looking at me like he knows all my dirty secrets? ps. i don't want to kill him Wow great advice KMS re: your cat, just put customized mini sunglasses on the poor dear. I'm now thinking about blowing myself up to 400lbs because I think it'll be the new "in" look for women. What do you think?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 2:53:15 PM)
Sure. Just make sure you hold the pin to the air pump tightly in your orifice... How do I use a vibrator effectively on a woman when all the batteries in the house are dead?

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 3:18:29 PM)
Research for a mix of cocktails and drugs that will induce epileptic seizures. Insert desirous portions of yourself into/on submissive and start a-writhin' and a twitchen.' How can I ensure that I will never get married again?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 3:47:37 PM)
shave your head, move to a deserted island and become a hermit (or is that hermitess). I want to be celibate for the rest of my life and I'm thinking about moving in with Jenna Jameson. Think it'll work???

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 4:02:49 PM)
Of course. But don't tell her first. Try starting out in the crawlspace underneath the floors... Where should I go for dinner if I'm craving a good rare steak?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 4:08:07 PM)
*Try the local ranch, Dinner on the Hoof. Or the one in my county.* *Where should I go for a good salad at this time of year?*

probablyknowme -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 4:29:56 PM)
to an iceburg I think I am addicted to CM boards..is there a cure?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 4:35:04 PM)
Cut off your fingers--- but only after poking your eyes out. How can I get my soon-to-be-a-marine um to stop being an arrogant a**hole?

probablyknowme -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 4:44:08 PM)
Tell his DI to remind him to use his hemrroid cream, during mail call. What should I cook for dinner?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 4:45:09 PM)
let him wear a chasity, put in him drag, and make him sing showtunes. . . that'll keep him in line. I'm thinking about giving up bdsm and practice vanilly sex only. Does that sound exciting to you??

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 5:07:40 PM)
Hmmm, he does know lots of showtunes- he's a drummer and a stage manager, but I can't see him going for chastity.... Vanilla sex sounds great! Just like working in a cubicle---- day after day, after day, after day, after day, after day. And then you die. I just ate a big bowl of ice cream. If I was on the "Ask Cali" thread, I'd know what to do to burn off the calories, but I'm here. What should I do?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 5:13:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 Hmmm, he does know lots of showtunes- he's a drummer and a stage manager, but I can't see him going for chastity.... Vanilla sex sounds great! Just like working in a cubicle---- day after day, after day, after day, after day, after day. And then you die. I just ate a big bowl of ice cream. If I was on the "Ask Cali" thread, I'd know what to do to burn off the calories, but I'm here. What should I do? oh that's easy, just stick a cock in your mouth and deep throat it til you puke. . . that'll keep the calories at bay. I'm thinking about giving up bdsm and just going vanilla. Does that sound exciting to you:??

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 6:27:54 PM)
No - but please go ahead - don't let the door whack your bum on the way out!! I have some day old sushi in the fridge - should I eat it or not?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 6:47:07 PM)
Yes, with peanut butter. My clothing is too loose. Should I sew the hems in or just go buy new stuff?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 8:22:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus Yes, with peanut butter. My clothing is too loose. Should I sew the hems in or just go buy new stuff? neither just eat til you're bursting at the seams. I hate the current administration in the govenment. . . I was thinking of dousing myself in gasoline and lighting myself on fire while I chant . . . do you think GW would notice?

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