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SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 12:54:16 PM)
YOu can give them Governemnt Cheese. It's what I used to get. (Seriously) spend the day Drawing Easter scenes and things you don't have to spend money to have fun with your kids How do I get someone to open up and be more free with themselves?

Lynnxz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 1:16:38 PM)
Spike their drink with x How do I keep myself off this forum, and force myself to study for Finals?

MisterP61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 1:35:46 PM)
fianls? you dont need no stinkin finals.... this is way more fun[8\|] how do I get a sub to believe I am the all purpose super Dom?

Lynnxz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 1:41:04 PM)
Tell them "HI, I AM EXPERANCED DOM, VERY STRICKT. I WILL TRAIN YOU MESSAGE ME NOW." Capslock is the key to success, and spelling errors let her know you don't give a damn what other people think. I want a sports bike.. what type should I get?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 1:46:17 PM)
Give your dad your price list and tell her that Uncle Jerry only gets a discount because he brings his own Midget for activities 17 and 326. How do I get the girl to remember things better she is always forgetting stuff. You changed your question but my answer remains the same

MisterP61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 2:02:26 PM)
staple gun sticky notes all over her for reminders how do I get rid of this incessant headache?

Lynnxz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 2:04:10 PM)
Get rid of your head, duh. I wanna order pizza.. what do I want on it?

MisterP61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 2:06:18 PM)
does that matter.... I want onions and green peppers what do I do about these dam telemarketers?

CommandConsent -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 2:07:01 PM)
Use only icons to get your point across [:D][:@][:o] [:-][&o][:'(] [&:][8D][:)][:)][:)] [8\|][8\|] [:@][:@][:@]

Lynnxz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 2:15:16 PM)
Fail! you have to ask a question now >.>

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/16/2008 2:15:20 PM)
What can I do about people who don't ask questions?!!

QuietlySeeking -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/17/2008 7:18:57 AM)
Rip off his icons and tuck them in his pocket, place two quarters over his eyes, and state "I pronounce you...hit". I don't have any quarters, what should I use?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/17/2008 10:21:02 AM)
Use the top 2 buttons off your shirt so we get a better look at your chest, oh, and work on your profile so I can give even worse advice next time. wink What's a good way to make green beer for St. Patrick's Day?

domahpet -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/17/2008 10:36:43 AM)
my Irish um says to add pickle juice. my blood sugar is wayyy too low this morning, whats a fast way to raise it?

xxblushesxx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/17/2008 10:58:56 AM)
Brownies and green beer usually work for me! I don't wanna go to the gym. Evah. What's the worse that can happen?

Lynnxz -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/17/2008 11:39:48 AM)
The gym is bad for you. Start taking Testosterone! That'll keep you in shape with no problem. Don't mind the chest hair, it's probably temporary. My roommate is drunk already, and napping in the bathtub. I can't decide what to do about that.

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/17/2008 11:42:14 AM)
The gym might go out of business...and you might get heavy (of course, then you could be a BBW)...or you might have a heart attack (but think of the sympathy from HoneyMaster)...or you might end up with high blood pressure (again, think of the sympathy from HoneyMaster and your friends who will look at each other with pointed daggers in their eyes wondering which one gave you such stress that you wound up with high blood pressure). Hmmmmmmmmmmm...it all sounds win-win to me. As a matter of fact, to speed the process up, make sure you drink Green Beer and eat Sugar Cookies with big gobs of icing on them not only for St. Patty's Day but the rest of the week. What can I do to get myself of the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad mood I am in?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/17/2008 11:47:19 AM)
Drink green beer, spank some ass then go tickle some poor helpless female mercilessly until she can't stop blushing and begs for mercy. Then keep torturing her. How do I get rid of my ex before he even gets up here for his visit? edited to correct my lousy spelling - sheesh... whatta day....

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/18/2008 9:42:19 PM)
give him a map of Death Valley, break the gas gauge in his car, take away his cell phone, and let nature do the rest. I was thinking of giving up sex forever and focus on doing good works. Do you think I should?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/18/2008 10:26:45 PM)
In situations like this you should always do the opposite of your first thought. So if you thought you shoudl give up sex I think you should look into Hooking or Porno or if you would perfer two weeks at my house after we get the girl a Strap On so I can eventually sleep. I want to now how to get My boss to give me a raise I have only been there for 8 days how should I go about doing this?

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