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awakenednj -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 8:24:00 PM)
He might, but he could be too busy playing with his happy meal toy to do anything about it for a while. How can i get my Sir to let me bite him more?

womyn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 8:27:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: awakenednj He might, but he could be too busy playing with his happy meal toy to do anything about it for a while. How can i get my Sir to let me bite him more? tell him it's either you or the tank of pirahnas in the basement I was thinking of asking Britney Spears to donate her eggs to me . . . think she'd do it?

antman91 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 8:32:25 PM)
will any girl give me their number to have phone sex

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/11/2008 10:35:56 PM)
I'll ignore the antmamm She would - but why would you want them . I'll see if Kfed can help I need to go to bed - but I am not tired any suggestions

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 6:34:32 AM)
Get a rock and rock yourself to sleep. My advice guru recommends blow jobs for every single problem. Should I take her advice or find another guru?

LittleMeganV -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 6:37:58 AM)
Depends... blow can be addicting, however if you use it every time you have a problem... you would probably forget/loose track of all your problems at some point. I'd say stay with the guru, but find a cheaper dealer. I've always been curious if people really do bounce if they jump/fall from a plane without a working 'chute

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 8:06:57 AM)
Of course, they do...our buttocks instantly act like Tigger's tail. You didn't know that??? pffffffft[:@] I use the same advice guru that subtee does...how do I follow through on her advice to get more blowjobs?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 9:29:32 AM)
Go to Gay Bars and Start refering to yourself as a Twink. You will GET a Lot more Blow Jobs however the Job requires YOU do the Blowing. Or you can always Buy a Vaccuum Cleaner and use the Hose attachment. Oddly enough a Blow Job is a Sucking kinda Thing anyway. So how do I get the people I send e-mails to to actually respond after reading the e-mail I send?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 10:27:57 AM)
Keep sending them emails asking them why they aren't answering the previous emails. Manners will require them to eventually answer you. [sm=dance.gif] How do I get the city to fix my water meter today?

Lumus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 12:52:42 PM)
Fix every other water meter in the city so they -have- to look at yours. I know an immature person who refuses to listen to any advice and then whines when things go wrong. How can I help this person get their act together?

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 2:03:40 PM)
Start dating him/her immediately but vanilla only. Your constant attention will "cure" the advice-ignoring and whining. (At least for the rest of us.) How can I sneak into Chicago so Domiguy doesn't know?

LittleMeganV -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 3:21:55 PM)
Tell him to come visit you where ever you live and then visit Chicago while he is trying to find your place (or wherever you send him). How do I follow the advice from the Dear Cali thread, and give more BJ's?

BlackVelvetX -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 3:25:04 PM)
Keep your mouth open and your eyes closed. It is snowing outside and I dont have any shoes.Problem is,I need to go pay my elec. bill so they wont shut it down.What should I do?

MrSpectacular -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/12/2008 11:05:24 PM)
Get a sub - they can carry you to where ever you want to go. How should I address Highway Patrol who just stopped me for a speeding ticket?

subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 7:18:06 AM)
Belligerence is expected and appreciated by all law enforcement. How can I get out of critiquing my colleagues, even though my boss wants me to?

parttimehotty -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 8:13:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Since the Make a Wish thread is such fun I thought that an advice thread might do fairly well. Here is the object of this thread. Someone asks for advice and you then give it to them but it is very bad advice. You then post your own question. Note: None of the advice is to be followed... if you do follow the advice you are solely responsible for the results... plus you should really be sedated. I will start. I want to get rust stains out of my toilet... how do I do that? Get your sub to lick 'em off/change your car oil :))

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 8:18:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee How can I get out of critiquing my colleagues, even though my boss wants me to? Jump off of the roof of the building. BAM, instant escape route! My computer's making a funny noise. What should I do?

LadyRainfire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 10:21:22 AM)
Have your dog stick it's head in there to explore the noises. Mine does it all the time happily. Maybe that's why mine is also running slow. How can I get my mom to stop calling me from jail?

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 10:23:30 AM)
Explain to your mom that your name is Rainfire... not from jail. AS they get older, parents become forgetful, it might just be miscommunication is all. My video games keep crashing after about 15 minutes of play, but I really want to learn the game. What should I do?

CreativeDominant -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (3/13/2008 11:57:34 AM)
Find a 10 year old with good communication skills and ask him to show you how. I am having trouble getting up at the right time the last few mornings...any suggestions?

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