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Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/18/2008 11:18:23 PM)
Start licking hallucinogenic toads. How do I get warm tonight when I don't want to turn on the heat yet?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 3:36:31 AM)
Catch the kitchen on fire. how do i get rid of a cold?

MadameMarque -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 5:41:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Catch the kitchen on fire. how do i get rid of a cold? Drink some antibacterial soap - it will kill every germ! How do I travel to Japan cheaply?

kiwisub12 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 11:59:50 AM)
Dive off the pier at Los Angeles - and start swimming! Whats the best way to paint a house?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:04:14 PM)
put open cans of paint around the house and wait for the next Hurricane/Tornado whats the easiest way to lose 5 pounds?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:06:38 PM)
Hire one of those fire fighting helicopters with a massive drop bucket, load the bucket with paint of the color of your choice, and have them drop it onto the house. Works like a charm. My capiz shell wind chime is grimy. What's the best way I can clean it so it regains its pearlescent charm?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:10:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti Hire one of those fire fighting helicopters with a massive drop bucket, load the bucket with paint of the color of your choice, and have them drop it onto the house. Works like a charm. My capiz shell wind chime is grimy. What's the best way I can clean it so it regains its pearlescent charm? toss it in the washer. what should i make for dinner?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:15:50 PM)
Something that will help you to loose 5 pounds. How can I get the perpetually shedding pooch to stop shedding?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:17:23 PM)
shave it an sell the hnair on ebay as an aprodisiac Whats the best way to get a promotion at work

LadyJulieAnn -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:38:57 PM)
Go to your boss and say, "I want a promotion, you bloody muppet". How can I ensure that I don't get fired when I ask for a promotion?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:43:22 PM)
sleep with your boss/bosses signigicant other and videotape the whole thing How do i avoid getting chatted up by skanks

PlusSizeMisfit -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:44:34 PM)
turn down chat requests I want a different person to be president than whats on the ballot, how can I do this?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:46:27 PM)
Go to your boss's spouse and offer some "personal attention" in exchange for your job. I have a potted plant that won't grow, but won't die either. It just... is. I've given it what's supposed to be it's normal quantity of water and fertilizer and it does not respond. In attempts to get it to do something, I've over- and under-watered it to stress it out... nothing. What should I do next?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:49:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti Go to your boss's spouse and offer some "personal attention" in exchange for your job. I have a potted plant that won't grow, but won't die either. It just... is. I've given it what's supposed to be it's normal quantity of water and fertilizer and it does not respond. In attempts to get it to do something, I've over- and under-watered it to stress it out... nothing. What should I do next? if you want it to die talk to it...death by bordom. [:D] my feet are cold...what should i do?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 12:49:16 PM)
put your toes beside the pot while you cook My cat keeps trying to explore the chimney space behind the fireplace what should i do

PlusSizeMisfit -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 1:25:43 PM)
light up the fireplace, curiousity killed the cat, maybe he'll learn a lesson My dog doesn't come when I call her, how can I make her listen?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 1:28:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PlusSizeMisfit My dog doesn't come when I call her, how can I make her listen? get a cat. the dog will then seem like the most obedient creature alive. anything i can do to start to like doing laundry?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 1:31:27 PM)
Get a service subbie. How do I dislodge my current creativity block?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 1:33:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti How do I dislodge my current creativity block? hit yourself in the head with a hammer how do i get rid of a headache?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 1:47:33 PM)
hit yourself on the FOOT with a hammer

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