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graphicnature -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 12:30:23 PM)
Wear a helmet. How do I make my TV remote work for the TV instead of the DVD player?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 8:50:29 AM)
Detach the wires from the TV and shove them into a random oriface on your body, Next, replace the remotes batteries with a car battery, and attach wires to that, AND the TV... Hit the switch, and BINGO! Not only will you be able to control the TV, you will have a lovely new perm for your body hair. The sound of the lawn mower keeps waking me up way to early in the morning, please help!

purepleasure -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 8:55:25 AM)
turn your clocks ahead 4 hours, so that it's not so early. i'm tired of the wall color in my office and the company won't paint it a different color... what should i do?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 9:01:20 AM)
Hire a demolition crew, to rid yourself of that unruly wall too tired due to lack of sleep, and have to run a few errands, any suggestion?

SteelofUtah -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 10:05:37 AM)
Take 37 Happy Camper Pills and Wash them down with 15 red bulls. Then Go do your errands. When you get home Take 22 Sleeping pills and 14 Laxatives and enjoy your newly found kink in the morning. I am in need of a loan to pay off the debt I got because I was spend crazy on my Birthday, what should I do to make some cash?

purepleasure -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 10:12:57 AM)
go to girlivy's place before she gets home and swipe 37 Happy Camper Pills, 15 red bulls, 22 Sleeping pills and 14 Laxatives and sell them on e-bay or in your local seedy neighborhood. how can i keep the outside of my windows clean?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 10:16:23 AM)
pfffffffffft. that is tooo easy. Get rid of your windows. how do i figure out what gremlins ate all teh granola bars in the house

Esclava2one -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 3:44:27 PM)
Wait until after midnight and give them all a drink of water and the one who drinks the most is the culprit. I got my tongue pierced today, what should i have for dinner chili or steak?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/21/2008 10:06:16 PM)
None of the above... Instead you should skip down to the local rubbish bin, and find the hambuger that is nicely soaked with different liquids.. nice and soft :) just got home to find i have robbed of 37 Happy Camper Pills, 15 red bulls, 22 Sleeping pills and 14 Laxatives, what now?!!

NeedsFocus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:42:09 AM)
Go try and sleep with the druggie at the end of the street. See if he'll give you some new pills. School is getting really boring, what do I do?

scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:45:23 AM)
You should start sleeping with classmates one at a time until you work your way through them all....then the prof. All this needs to be done during class hours preferably in one of the restroom stalls one the same floor. I am very hungry but I can't leave to go get food. What should I do.

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 3:52:37 AM)
have a glass of water. my head is full of snot. How di i get rid of a cold?

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 4:07:31 AM)
*Drop a 10lb weight on your foot and the cold symptoms will seem gone.* *I have gone bald behind my knees, is there any cure?*

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 4:42:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadAxeman *Drop a 10lb weight on your foot and the cold symptoms will seem gone.* *I have gone bald behind my knees, is there any cure?* stop trimming the hair on your ass and eventually it will cover the bald spots... my butt is itchy. what do i do???

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 4:46:08 AM)
*Make panties out of sandpaper and slide down the bannisters* *I can't find my glasses without my glasses on, what should I do?*

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 4:50:19 AM)
first, find your glasses. With your glasses on you should be able to find your glasses. i dragged 10 lbs over my foot and now it hurts, what should i do?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 4:52:10 AM)
drag 20lbs over the other foot ...the 10lb foot will feel alot better. i burned my lip drinking hot coffee.

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 4:55:24 AM)
*Try snorting it instead* *I have Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, how can I get them to stay longer?*

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 5:03:23 AM)
Answer the door in nothing but a smile & a whip My hot cocoa is melting my marshmallow. What can I do to prevent this?

NeedsFocus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 6:28:18 AM)
Add some ice to it. My dog has the worst gas! She can easily run anyone out of the room. What do I do?!?!?!?!

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