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pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 2:20:53 PM)
talk to your head in soothing tones how do i get darias to open up about his problems?

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 2:25:44 PM)
put his head in a vice and waterboard him until he confesses. How do get my landlady to leave me alone?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 2:32:32 PM)
never be home how do i replace my car battery?

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 2:34:27 PM)
Crack open the top and stir the acid. Should do the trick.... How do I get skinny?

Kalista07 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 2:53:06 PM)
uhm...trapped, apparently for You it shall be easy... You wake the hell up and look in the mirror.... {and not those fun house opposite mirrors like i would have to use if i ever wanted to look anything less than repulsive} How should i get rid of this sore throat? Kali

osocurious -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 3:01:31 PM)
swallow a teaspoon of draino ... chase it with 2 cups really cold water :) how do I get rid of the bloodstain on the carpet ??? whispers before the cops arrive??

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 3:36:35 PM)
Try a little windex... it worked in my big fat greek wedding. how do i become more flexible?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 6:11:14 PM)
By making the rest of the world around you more inflexible than you. How do I turn ordinary grape juice into wine?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 6:21:28 PM)
call jesus, cause you know he loves you (but I'm his favorite) how do I make my dog's breath stop stinking?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 6:56:52 PM)
Douche his mouth with summers eve for a spring fresh scent! My nose hair is to thin to to hold a braid, any suggestions?

Daddysredhead -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 8:44:51 PM)
get a weave... I hear that hair extensions can look really natural these days I am freezing. How can I get warm?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/19/2008 8:50:33 PM)
Take a cold shower, then run outside nude, visit a neighbor, and ask to borrow a bowl of ice water, run back outside with the ice water, dump it on yourself, then return back home... Your house should feel at least 30 degrees warmer, and you'll sleep like a rock! i am running out of ear wax to make candles with..... please help!

SlaveSuru -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 4:46:03 AM)
Toejam, while not as good for waxplay makes an excellent scent. My roommate hogs the shower when I need it most, what should I do?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 6:14:17 AM)
Pick up a can of spray bullshit scent, and some fake dog poop. Explain to the roomate first thing that (if you do not have a dog), that you were watching anothers dog, and have some cleaning to do in the shower Before they take one. Place the fake poop in the shower stall, and spray the room down before your roomie awakens. My vaccume is sucking more than i am! how do i deal with the jelious feelings i have been having please?

Darias -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 9:51:55 AM)
ask your vacc to share its conquests with you Im having problems sharing my feelings with pissthirstysub... what should i do?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 11:43:54 AM)
sing a ballad i'm either too warm or too cold, how can i fix this?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 12:09:58 PM)
more to antactica... then you'll always be too cold.... see, easy? how do i make all the idiot sticks disappear?

graphicnature -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 12:22:23 PM)
Gouge out your eyes. How do I remove blood stains from red carpet?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 12:26:20 PM)
stop gouging out my eyes. how do i keep cold food cold and hot food hot?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/20/2008 12:28:41 PM)
paint the whole carpet red, then it does not matter now that I am in Antartica, I want to have a water ballon fight, but now it seems more dangerous then fun, how can i fix this?

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