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sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 6:35:57 AM)

take her along for the next family gathering.

my cat crawls onto my pillow and begins to bathe, slurp and slobber when i am asleep. What can i do?




sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 6:46:48 AM)

sleep in the bathtub!
how do i get the pills out of my sweater?




sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 6:52:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

sleep in the bathtub!
how do i get the pills out of my sweater?


they will dissolve in hot water. And next time you might want to wear a bib when you take your vitamins...

how do i get an ink stain out of a bedspread?






VirginPotty -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 6:53:47 AM)

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how do i get an ink stain out of a bedspread?


Cook it. The fire will remove all spots!

How do I hold my temper?




sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 7:02:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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how do i get an ink stain out of a bedspread?


Cook it. The fire will remove all spots!

How do I hold my temper?

with both hands.

how do i deal with a HIGHLY ANNOYING poster?




VirginPotty -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 7:14:53 AM)


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how do i deal with a HIGHLY ANNOYING poster?


With both tongues!

What do I eat for lunch?




sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 7:46:58 AM)

come on over...i'll cook.

i don't wanna do the dishes. What should i do?




RainydayNE -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 8:24:03 AM)

i'd suggest going with the peter griffin method of taping lots of little razor blads to a fan
that way, you can shave everywhere all at once :)


how do i check of the battery in my car is going bad?




subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:09:24 PM)

With your tongue.

How can I come up with $1600 for the sump pump and pit being dug in my basement?




scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:19:14 PM)

Start Hooking.
How do I get the window guy to replace my window for free.




sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:21:06 PM)

start hooking.

what am i going to make for dinner?




scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:22:51 PM)

something with an open flame.
How do I get my roomates cat off my bed.




beargonewild -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:26:56 PM)

Get rid of the roommate and then get a St Bernard to chase the cat away.

How do I improve my sex life?




subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:49:52 PM)

Use both hands [;)]

How can I stop eating Wheat Thins?




sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 1:59:57 PM)

loan Bear your hands

how do i stop being so clumsy?




pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 2:17:35 PM)

get other people to do everything for you
how can i give better advice?




subtee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 3:30:01 PM)

Change your first name to "Dear."

How can I get my paycheck early?




girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 4:31:06 PM)

Break into the place after closing.
how do i get my nephew to clean without having to tell him again (he's 21)




Esclava2one -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 8:13:40 PM)

Hold him down and bathe him yourself
I hate doing laundry and all my clothes are dirty what should i do?




Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 8:25:20 PM)

Set your bedroom on fire and buy new clothes with the insurance money.

My contacts are irritating me, what should I do?




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