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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2008 9:02:04 AM   
CalifChick


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What should I do about feeling so icky and waking up three mornings in a row with no voice, and having to drink lots of coffee just to get some of my voice back (even if it's that deep, sexy, throaty voice which I actually wish I could have all the time).

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2008 10:35:33 AM   
xxblushesxx


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(and don't forget the blowjobs)

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2008 10:38:40 AM   
Lynnxz


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My trainer at the gym is hot as crap... and has that bad habit of leaning on top of me to help with stretches. Liiike pin me on the ground type of lean. Yum. What should I do to keep from attacking him right on the yoga mats?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2008 12:41:59 PM   
CreativeDominant


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How do I force myself to concentrate on paperwork this afternoon?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 3/19/2008 1:46:28 PM   
CalifChick


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How do I refrain from telling a patient we can't really help them because they really ARE nuts??


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 4:44:11 PM   
pissthirstysub


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I can't sleep and have to get to bed before my 5am shift, what do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 4:47:09 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		You stay up and research how to fall asleep which, come around 2 AM, you'll find yourself so tired that you absolutely can NOT stay up, and give in to the sleep. (I hope your alarm is very persistent.)

I have a itch behind my right eyeball. How do I scratch it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 4:50:02 PM   
pissthirstysub


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I have to go to the laundromat, but I don't want to leave the house ho can I clean my clothes?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 4:54:40 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Each time you take a shower, through a load of clothes into the bottom of the tub/shower and put on your favorite dance music. Add detergent and run the shower. While showering and dancing, your feet will dance the dirt right out of your clothes. I have ideas on how to dry the clothes, but I don't think homeowners insurance would find it amusing if I let them out. ;-)

I need to clean the bird cage before I cover the birds up for the night. How can I get them to clean up their own messes?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 5:01:16 PM   
kiwisub12


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Status: offline 		Rub their little beaks in it - and if that doesn't work, beat their cages with a big stick, and if that doesn't work, beat them with a big stick, and if that doesn't work, don't feed them and they won't make messes any more.

My Sir is allergic to cats and dogs - how do i cure him?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 5:07:02 PM   
MadAxeman


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I have an inflamed appendix, how do I find it's original owner?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 5:21:01 PM   
girlivy


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I seem to always have dogcrap on my shoes, any suggestion how to solve this?

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 5:29:21 PM   
beargonewild


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There's too many people who are trying all they can to make me switch teams, how can I prevent this from happening?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 5:34:43 PM   
Raechard


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Ermm how does someone find happiness?

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Nobody wants to listen to the same song over and over again!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 6:18:47 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		By not playing golf, for starters.

Now that the itch behind my right eyeball is no longer there, how do I go about returning the eyeball to its rightful place?

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 8:13:20 PM   
Daddysredhead


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I don't want to load the dishwasher, but I don't want to wash the dirty dishes either.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 8:24:59 PM   
zakkan


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I can't connect to the internet. What to do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 8:54:22 PM   
manxcat


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What is the easiest way to quit smoking?


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The television, that insidious beast, that Medusa which freezes a
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that Siren which called and sang and promised so much and gave, after all, so little.
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 9:04:53 PM   
zakkan


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I can't stop vomiting. What to do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 10/18/2008 9:06:50 PM   
sasseeNshy


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Status: offline 		The easiest way to quit smoking is to replace one oral fixation with another (wink)

How do I find that "other" oral fixation.

Cummon, this is an easy one.......(laughs)

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