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stella41b -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 6:51:25 AM)
Sit in a bath filled with olives. I've burnt some toast, what should I do?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 7:02:39 AM)
eat it. my sucker has no tootsie pop in it. What should I do.

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 7:17:43 AM)
Put a lemon on a stick instead. It is too cold outside. What should I do?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 7:24:53 AM)
wear clothes without holes in them. I juet burnt water. What should I do. Don't say tke cooking lessons from Holly. That's why I burnt the water.

RainydayNE -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 7:28:06 AM)
throw some ammonia and bleach in the pot and set it on HIGH to burn out any water residue and try again what's the best way to learn to swim?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 7:48:08 AM)
jump in the ocean and spread a vial of blood around you. Waht is the best way to clean your glasses

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 7:51:16 AM)
Leave the windows open going through the car wash. My heart is heavy right now, what can I do to cheer up?

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 8:38:47 AM)
Vicodin, Wild Turkey, and Valium. There are dirty dishes in the sink and I don't want to wash them. What should I do?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 8:50:12 AM)
Send them to Dnomyar, let him take them through the car wash as he cleans his glasses. What can I do to drown out the noise the neighbors are making with their leaf blower?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 9:57:21 AM)
To late for you to do that. You already sent deanna home. What do you do with used condums

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 10:06:54 AM)
Put them on used sex toys, and sell them at a garage sale. What's the best way to get rid of the jitters from drinking too much coffee?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 10:24:23 AM)
were you really that nervouse? what do you have to eat to shoot big flames out when you fart?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 10:29:57 AM)
A zippo lighter set on a timer. My smoke alarm keeps going off when I cook, what can I do to stop that but still be safe from fires?

theobserver -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 10:43:10 AM)
Only cook indoors during the dead of winter, open every window in your house and let the frosty air thin out the smoke. Every time I leave the house to go for a drive, all of my car tires are flat, how do I fix this problem?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 10:44:36 AM)
Dont fart. How can I keep the elephants from following me around when I drink?

Harli -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 10:48:03 AM)
hire mice to follow you what can I do to convince the kitten that the floor is not the right place to pee?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 10:48:46 AM)
Invite the entire neighborhood over for a beer, and show everyone that your "trunk" is bigger than the elephant's. I'm trying google earth to find myself, but not having any luck. How can I find myself?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 11:01:13 AM)
Harli what ever you do don't ask shiver or the cat will be doing more than just peeing on the floor. shiver put on your red slippers when you crossdress and click your heels to gether 3 times if you can count that high. how can I kill 28 more minutes before it is time for me to go home from work?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 11:05:51 AM)
Call the Social Security office about your updated benefits, and listen to the music as they put you on hold. How do I clean the outside part of the windows on the second floor?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/14/2008 11:08:44 AM)
for the obsever who we missed. Drive on the other side of the tires shiver invite me over I can pee that high. How can I dodge the snow when it is raining outside.

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