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girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 8:36:07 PM)
Break off all contacts This plant is growing to large for it's pot, any suggestions?

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 8:54:29 PM)
Set it out in the snow. How do I get chocolate out of my couch?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 8:56:23 PM)
lick it! how can i get chocolate for myself

Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/22/2008 9:06:01 PM)
Wait a few days and when a child comes trick or treating to your door, open the door, steal their candy bag and shut the door. I can't sleep, what should I do?

cravesdom -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 12:55:04 AM)
Have someone knock you on the head with a hammer. I'm craving peanut butter chocolate ice cream from Baskin Robbins, but they are already closed for the night. What should I do?

zakkan -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 1:01:32 AM)
Cut off your tongue :) There is nothing on TV except Barney. What do I do??

bluemind80 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 1:02:19 AM)
Mix some peanut butter with crushed ice. I'm craving sweet things but can't have them, what to do?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 7:40:53 AM)
Stock up on whatever medications you need to take after you've overindulged on sweets and enjoy your cravings. I've lost my mind and cannot find it. What should I do?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 3:45:34 PM)
Invite a friend over for a glass of wine and carefully cut into his crainum, removing his brains for yourself. Next time ya might try to attach the clapper to it! The (") key has fallen off the LT keyboard.... now what?

RainydayNE -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 3:49:57 PM)
get a rubber stamp and stamp " on your monitor whenever you need it how do i get the champagne out of my party dress?

girlivy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 3:52:28 PM)
dab it everso gently with gas, then light it on fire POOF!! Stain is gone! Suppers ready, and everyones late... Whatever shall i do?

NeedsFocus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 10:01:59 PM)
Put poison in it so they can't be late anymore. My homework is late, what should I do?

sunshinemiss -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/23/2008 10:06:37 PM)
I started a thread that was already started cause I was so busy looking for Greedy's bewbiage that I was distracted... It's your fault, girl!

ArmoredOne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2008 12:43:11 AM)
The cure for late homework is to kidnap the teacher, and in his/her absence, convince the substitute that assignment was actually a practical joke from a previous substitute and have them render it as an 'A' to reverse the joke on the previous substitute. I seem to have slightly torn my rotator cuff in my right shoulder after a summer of vigorous weapons classes with my oldest. Any suggestions on how to deal with the pain?

scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2008 1:43:53 AM)
Remove the whole arm. No more pesky pain. I need to get someone to go to bed...any suggestions?

ArmoredOne -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2008 2:17:25 AM)
Throw the mattress on top of them, and then sit on it. My cat insists on catching mice and then letting them live. Any advice on how to teach her to at least chew a little first?

Lizbetbathory -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/24/2008 3:40:18 AM)
let the mice bite her ...rotator cuff person heh goggle image shoulder fusion be happy it is a roataotr cuff,,,,, ither wise uncooked rice ina cotton sock heat up enjoy the warmth

NeedsFocus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2008 10:08:21 PM)
Ok... so I'm bored, what should I do?

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/25/2008 11:32:21 PM)
*Alphabetize all your pasta.* *My finger smells, where can it have been while I was sleeping?*

NeedsFocus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (10/26/2008 12:45:41 AM)
Ewwwww.... no idea! But, you should cut it off to get rid of the smell! I'm freezing! What do I do?

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