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scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 12:00:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Get some clove oil, smear it on--really works. I am in love and shouldn't be, what should I do? Come down here and let me tie you to my bed for a couple of weeks. I dont want to work all the time what should I do.

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 12:19:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: scifi1133 quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Get some clove oil, smear it on--really works. I am in love and shouldn't be, what should I do? Come down here and let me tie you to my bed for a couple of weeks. I dont want to work all the time what should I do. show up drunk and call your boss an ass-hat......you will have plenty of free time. i am crabby because i want to be a snarky bitch but must behave. What do i do?

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 12:21:02 PM)
Express yourself freely and say that you were possessed by Potty. I get lots of offers from out of state, but none close by. What do I do?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 12:28:21 PM)
State you live somewhere out of state thus you'll get offers from the inner state as it were; seems logical to me. Like T.I. I am allergic to the counterfeit, is there any cure for this mysterious illness?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:08:22 PM)
become a gold digger. i have a cat attached by her claws to my shoulder....how do i get her off there without scratching myself?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:10:22 PM)
Do you own a gun perchance? So what is the best way to clean cat related stains from walls?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:10:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee become a gold digger. i have a cat attached by her claws to my shoulder....how do i get her off there without scratching myself? trim your nails .... i need to make dinner and damnit...i don't wanna!!!!!

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:15:46 PM)
Picture the factory workers that make ready meals coughing and spluttering over your frozen potatoes as they gossip about the latest episode of 24. What is the best way fix broken cutlery? edited to add a little er

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:30:07 PM)
Don't bother. Make tiny tiny meals that fit on the tiny pieces. My sparkling water has gone flat. How do I reinvigorate it?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:32:41 PM)
Use Ronseal invigorator. How do I stop paying through the nose?

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:36:17 PM)
Pull a cheque out of your arse. My neighbour's cat 'sings' all bloody night. How do I tune it properly?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:39:01 PM)
Use a tuna fork I've just invented something that doesn't exist how can I sell my new Tuna fork product?

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:46:32 PM)
Too late I just pet ented it. I have a dvd player that doesn't anymore. What else is it useful for?

FullCircle -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/15/2008 1:49:39 PM)
Turn it on it's end and use it as a radiator. VHS recorders can also be used as toasters if you shove bread in the slot. So if in theory someone had sold me cheap electrical equipment that looks like the stuff we use at work, what should I do?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 1:58:43 PM)
Swap it out for the real stuff you do use at work, take the good stuff, sell it, and pocket the money. Who's going to know? My iTunes player won't play any more. It just shreds the files. What should I do?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 2:13:59 PM)
send the proggie to all your friends so you ALL can enjoy the sounds of silence.... I have this flogger made of candied necklaces but someone slobbed all over them .. what should I do ?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 2:19:27 PM)
Slobber back.... especially if it was GT or maybe MA.... hehehe! This cat will NOT quit scratching and it's driving me nuts.... What can I do to soothe him?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 2:32:30 PM)
bathe him in cement mixture....soothes like oatmeal...for a bit...then, problem solved...viola! i cant find my cell.....

kiwisub12 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 2:42:19 PM)
Call Eric the terrorist and ask him how to get in touch with your (terrorist) cell. How do you stop a conure from pooping on the lamp shades?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 2:51:22 PM)
cork..... that's all i have to say..... i need a manicure, but i'm too poor... help??

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