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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 6:51:25 AM   
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I've burnt some toast, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 7:02:39 AM   
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my sucker has no tootsie pop in it. What should I do.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 7:17:43 AM   
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It is too cold outside.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 7:24:53 AM   
Dnomyar


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I juet burnt water. What should I do.     Don't say tke cooking lessons from Holly. That's why I burnt the water.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 7:28:06 AM   
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what's the best way to learn to swim?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 7:48:08 AM   
Dnomyar


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Waht is the best way to clean your glasses

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 7:51:16 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 8:38:47 AM   
Aylee


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There are dirty dishes in the sink and I don't want to wash them.  What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 8:50:12 AM   
shivermetimbers


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What can I do to drown out the noise the neighbors are making with their leaf blower?

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 9:57:21 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 10:06:54 AM   
shivermetimbers


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What's the best way to get rid of the jitters from drinking too much coffee?

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 10:24:23 AM   
Dnomyar


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what do you have to eat to shoot big flames out when you fart?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 10:29:57 AM   
shivermetimbers


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My smoke alarm keeps going off when I cook, what can I do to stop that but still be safe from fires?

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 10:43:10 AM   
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Every time I leave the house to go for a drive, all of my car tires are flat, how do I fix this problem?




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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 10:44:36 AM   
Dnomyar


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How can I keep the elephants from following me around when I drink?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 10:48:03 AM   
Harli


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what can I do to convince the kitten that the floor is not the right place to pee?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 10:48:46 AM   
shivermetimbers


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I'm trying google earth to find myself, but not having any luck.  How can I find myself?

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 11:01:13 AM   
Dnomyar


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Status: offline 		Harli what ever you do don't ask shiver or the cat will be doing more than just peeing on the floor.

shiver put on your red slippers when you crossdress and click your heels to gether 3 times if you can count that high.

how can I kill 28 more minutes before it is time for me to go home from work?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 11:05:51 AM   
shivermetimbers


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How do I clean the outside part of the windows on the second floor?

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/14/2008 11:08:44 AM   
Dnomyar


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shiver invite me over I can pee that high.

How can I dodge the snow when it is raining outside.

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