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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 12:00:45 PM   
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Get some clove oil, smear it on--really works.

I am in love and shouldn't be, what should I do?

Come down here and let me tie you to my bed for a couple of weeks.

I dont want to work all the time what should I do.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 12:19:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Get some clove oil, smear it on--really works.

I am in love and shouldn't be, what should I do?

Come down here and let me tie you to my bed for a couple of weeks.

I dont want to work all the time what should I do.


show up drunk and call your boss an ass-hat......you will have plenty of free time.

i am crabby because i want to be a snarky bitch but must behave. What do i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 12:21:02 PM   
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I get lots of offers from out of state, but none close by.  What do I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 12:28:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		State you live somewhere out of state thus you'll get offers from the inner state as it were; seems logical to me.
 
Like T.I. I am allergic to the counterfeit, is there any cure for this mysterious illness?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:08:22 PM   
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i have a cat attached by her claws to my shoulder....how do i get her off there without scratching myself?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:10:22 PM   
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So what is the best way to clean cat related stains from walls?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:10:27 PM   
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become a gold digger.

i have a cat attached by her claws to my shoulder....how do i get her off there without scratching myself?

trim your nails ....

i need to make dinner and damnit...i don't wanna!!!!!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:15:46 PM   
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What is the best way fix broken cutlery?
 
 
edited to add a little er

< Message edited by FullCircle -- 11/15/2008 1:20:35 PM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:30:07 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:32:41 PM   
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How do I stop paying through the nose?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:36:17 PM   
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My neighbour's cat 'sings' all bloody night.
How do I tune it properly?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:39:01 PM   
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I've just invented something that doesn't exist how can I sell my new Tuna fork product?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:46:32 PM   
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I have a dvd player that doesn't anymore.
What else is it useful for?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/15/2008 1:49:39 PM   
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So if in theory someone had sold me cheap electrical equipment that looks like the stuff we use at work, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 1:58:43 PM   
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Swap it out for the real stuff you do use at work, take the good stuff, sell it, and pocket the money. Who's going to know?

My iTunes player won't play any more. It just shreds the files. What should I do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 2:13:59 PM   
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I have this flogger made of candied necklaces but someone slobbed all over them .. what should I do ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 2:19:27 PM   
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This cat will NOT quit scratching and it's driving me nuts.... What can I do to soothe him?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 2:32:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		bathe him in cement mixture....soothes like oatmeal...for a bit...then, problem solved...viola!

i cant find my cell.....

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 2:42:19 PM   
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How do you stop a conure from pooping on the lamp shades?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 2:51:22 PM   
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i need a manicure, but i'm too poor... help??

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