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sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 8:58:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee i need to pitch a tent in my living room and cant seem to hammer the stakes into the subfloor...what do i do? quote: ORIGINAL: JoyfulMistress my car has a flat what should I do ? Perse could change out the flat tire for you JM, after which she can take the flattened tire back with her to use as either an anchor for her tent or as additional weight behind her trying to ram the stakes into her floor. -=- My trackball device needs a new battery installed, but I can't seem to get the damn battery cover off. My fingers apparently are too fat. What to do?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:03:13 AM)
shame your fingers into going for plastic surgery ... have all the fat in your fingers pumped into the battery lid for your track ball thing to make it bigger and easier for fingers no matter what size to get it off I have a neighbor who should be on desperate housewives .. what do I do now ?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:11:04 AM)
Sleep with them.... Isn't that like all the show is about?? I don't know, I don' watch it. I have lost the remote... What do I do now?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:11:09 AM)
phuk her and i have to change a tire...what is a lugnut?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:12:24 AM)
Lugnut is what you do when your crazy boyfriend gets drunk, and you have to carry him to bed.... You lug the nut!! Now, about my remote.....

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:15:54 AM)
go get prego .. have a baby and raise it to be a young teenager and demand they get up and change your tele channel .. that goes over so smoothly you will ponder why you didn't do this before I have pink streaks in my hair but am thinking about putting purple in there what is the best way to do that ?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:18:52 AM)
HAHA! Don't tell me to go get prego.... I just might!! lol OOOooooooooo A hair question!!!! ::mutters to self:: Remember the game.... remember the game..... Take the pink streaks, and with a serrated steak knife, cut them out. Besure the hair is COMPLETELY dry... then, mix peroxide, bleach, and grape jello.... Hold your head in it till you pass out from the fumes... My boyfriend is sleeping, and I'm lonely... How should I wake him up??

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:35:31 AM)
go grab the first guy you see on the street .. strip him and toss him atop your sleeping man and have your way with him ... that is sure to wake you sleeping love in a great mood I think I am hungry for lunch .. whatever should I do ?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:39:57 AM)
eat your foot... you have 2.. you'd only need one.... I need a shower, but don't feel like going upstairs... What do I do?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:16:48 AM)
put your loved one who is slumbering beside you hand in warm water and use the stream to clean yourself .. no need to go upstairs now ....problem solved I really want to see some snow but there is no chance of any around here anytime soon what should I do ?

Dnomyar -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:46:48 AM)
rub your husbands hair and watch the dandruff fall. I want some roasted peaunts but the store is closed. What do I do.

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:53:45 AM)
shameless attempts to get us to talk about roasting your nuts again Ray?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 12:18:36 PM)
get a welding torch and with the torch lit drag it over your own nuts.....same thing \ I need to vacume the carpet but the belt is broken in the vacume what should I do ?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 4:34:48 PM)
Flood your house just enough so the carpet seems to float. Walk around on it to stir the dirt out of the fibers, then open the doors and squeegee out the water. The dirt will flow out with it. There's a fox running around that won't leave the palm trees in the front yard alone. It keeps digging at the roots. How can I get the fox to leave the palm trees alone?

BlackPhx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 5:27:58 PM)
Give it a chicken or Get a skunk to build a den there How do I get Master to clean the air handler coils? poenkitten

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 7:25:17 PM)
set em in the potty ... when he tinkles in the morning it will clean em right up The neighbors are throwing a party .. and I want to kidnapp the clown .. how can I do it legally ?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:25:15 PM)
Put up posters of you naked on a miniature bike in the front yard facing the neighbors house. Airport security is always "randomly" picking my love's suitcase to inspect, and we suspect it was the toys she had in there. What can we do to stop them from being nosey pervs?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:29:01 PM)
carry rancidand maggot filled meat atop the toys .... they will not wish to be pervie ones after that ... what fun can I do during the witching hour?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:41:01 PM)
Drink heavily, and drive really fast. I ran out of milk for coffee and the stores are closed, what's a good substitute at this hour of night?

RainydayNE -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:45:20 PM)
pee in a cup and TELL yourself it's milk if you believe hard enough... i have a friend who takes her contacts out by hand every night. is there an easier way?

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