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Aylee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 2:55:30 PM)
Use a weed whacker! I want to loose weight but it is the holiday season, how should I accomplish this?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 2:58:49 PM)
Drink lots... you will either be pissing it out, or puking it up... lol I don't know what to get Sweets for christmas.... Any ideas?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 4:48:36 PM)
Remove your finger nails and ship them to me; don't forget to include return postage. I'll use my Dremel to shape them up nicely for you then send them back. I'm supposed to take the trash down to the curb tonight, but I don't want to make the walk back up the hill. Any suggestions?

kiwisub12 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 4:49:38 PM)
well - dah!!!! Sweets for the Sweet! How do you get rid of pirates?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 5:54:59 PM)
send em downhill to take out the trash.... what is the best way to keep your sub happy ?

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 6:47:30 PM)
Well, don't unhook Happy's restraints... Duh!!! How do you get rid of "jock itch"?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 7:03:18 PM)
find someone with crabs and have mad wicked sex with them unprotected....the crabs cancels out the jock itch what is the best to put on a Ritz cracker?

ResidentSadist -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 7:23:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JoyfulMistress what is the best to put on a Ritz cracker? First you need to get 2 girls and then 1 cup. Add Ritz as needed. What makes the best condom substitute?

GoodFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 7:32:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: JoyfulMistress what is the best to put on a Ritz cracker? First you need to get 2 girls and then 1 cup. Add Ritz as needed. What makes the best condom substitute? Blaze orange trash bags, especially good for the well hung and confused. I lost my cell phone, how do I find it when I don't know the number?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 9:46:56 PM)
Get a new drivers license, they'll call you for jury duty. When I laugh pepsi spews out my nose, how do I stop that?

MadAxeman -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 9:59:48 PM)
*Drink soup. Or nail your nose shut.* *I have odd socks on, what on Earth can I do to change this?*

MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 10:06:28 PM)
get them to therapy.... maybe they are just acting out.. and not really odd at all... I'm getting tired... What should I do?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/20/2008 10:25:41 PM)
Go for a long drive, with the windows up and the heat on full blast. I can't get a dvd out of the drive, how can I remove it?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 3:27:31 AM)
hand it to a two yr old. He will get the dvd out and replace it with a poptart. My lips are chapped. What do i do?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 6:58:51 AM)
use superglue .. it will clear it right up ! I need to sneeze but can't .. what can I do ?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 7:01:38 AM)
pull a nose hair. my urchin is home from urchin academy today and making me crazy...where can i put him so i can fart around on the computer in peace?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 7:04:02 AM)
velcro em up in the rafters don't forget to duct tape the mouth for silence as well .. and your problem is solved.... what is the best way of cooking a turkey ?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 7:10:53 AM)
Straight from the freezer and right into the hot oil. Works like a charm every time. ;-) {... SAFETY NOTE FOR ALL: Do NOT do this in real life, K? You WILL be severely burned in the exploding oil and resulting fire! ...} My freshly laundered clothing refuses to put itself away. How can I get it to do so?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 7:29:33 AM)
picking the duct tape adhesive from her fingers ill come do it for you, if you find someone to beat me a bit later on today....im behind. i need to pitch a tent in my living room and cant seem to hammer the stakes into the subfloor...what do i do?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 7:30:43 AM)
rub the cats and dogs n kids on the carpet till they are electriclly charged...stick the clothes on them and tell them it is a tornado drill time they must all hide in closets my car has a flat what should I do ?

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