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shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:47:31 PM)
Yes, she could use my wartenburg wheel. I want to get a nifty bumper sticker for my car, what's the best saying?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:51:35 PM)
I couldn't afford registering for the sex offenders network.. so this bumper sticker will have to do ....concider yourself warned I want to pierce my tongue what is the best way to do that?

RainydayNE -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 9:59:10 PM)
you could tease a pit bull and then stick out your tongue how do you put out a fire in a trash can??

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:02:33 PM)
gasoline will put it out ...the more your pour the quicker it goes out from what I heard.... so one of mine's birthdays is coming up and I am just stumped for a good birthday present .. any ideas?

BKSir -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:02:41 PM)
EDIT: Too slow for my post, trying again... A lawnmower and/or bag of dishwashing supplies is ALWAYS a great, last minute gift idea! My bathwater is too cold, HELP!

RainydayNE -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:05:17 PM)
put on a coat and sweater and all your heaviest clothes, that'll keep you warm actually putting a space heater in there might actually do it faster best way to clean the tops of ceiling fan blades???

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:09:23 PM)
stick your cat up there with fan turned off then flick it on .. and repeat till all blades are nice and clean ruhroh .. tummy growling .. what would be best to eat at midnight?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 10:09:37 PM)
Spray the garden hose on them as they are turned on and turning. What's the best way to cure a hangover?

BKSir -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/21/2008 11:17:25 PM)
giant, slightly undercooked denver omelette, first thing in the morning. Mmmmm! How do I get this nasty merlot stain out of my white silk shirt?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 3:01:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BKSir giant, slightly undercooked denver omelette, first thing in the morning. Mmmmm! How do I get this nasty merlot stain out of my white silk shirt? wash it in pure bleach. Damnit...it is about 10 degrees outside and the cows are hungry. How do i feed them without turning into an ice cube?

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 3:09:10 AM)
The answer is obvious: invite them into your house. Thus when someone says "bla bla bla until the cows come home" you can say "You don't know my cows, they come home." How can I distribute frozen cow pats around an urban environment for maximum comic effect?

hlen5 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 3:18:24 AM)
Find another person to play frisbee with and keep missing the cowpies. I need to put my storm windows up but it's so cold out already. How can I put them up and not freeze in the process?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:36:21 AM)
Put a sign out front of the house that says, "will fuck for shuttered windows". I shuttered windows for someone who had a sign out front of their house that said, "will fuck for shuttered windows" but haven't gotten any yet. How do I get them to pay up?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:39:25 AM)
Shutter your ass, present and wait....ooops....thats wrong somehow....lemme think on it. How do i get oatmeal off my ceiling...its that popcorn looking textured dealie up there.....

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:42:59 AM)
Just paint the whole ceiling in oatmeal. I want to try self bondage, but how do I make sure I can get myself free?

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:46:00 AM)
Keep a Zippo in your hand and make sure the ropes are liberally soaked in gasoline. I've been thinking of trimming my hair. How much of it should I take off? [It's at 13 inches so far.]

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:49:30 AM)
I say leave it to fate... cover your head in dead animal parts .. lay down in the forest and allow the wolves come n trim it for you .. but you have to remain perfectly still for the gads of fate to look highly upon you ~winks~ I want to teach my dog how to talk .. what is the best way ?

thishereboi -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:50:42 AM)
Set the lawn mower for 12 inches, that will leave enough to still grab a hold off, if anyone wants to pull it. I always thought playing with candles sounded like fun, any advice?

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:52:19 AM)
Teach the dog to talk by using a candle to give it a fiery tracheotomy [did I cover both]? How do I keep hair from growing on my ass?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:53:27 AM)
Make sure on the candle packaging somewhere it says "Roman". I want to ride one of them mechanical bulls, what's the best way to make sure I stay on?

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