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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 2:55:30 PM   
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I want to loose weight but it is the holiday season, how should I accomplish this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 2:58:49 PM   
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I don't know what to get Sweets for christmas.... Any ideas?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 4:48:36 PM   
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Remove your finger nails and ship them to me; don't forget to include return postage. I'll use my Dremel to shape them up nicely for you then send them back.

I'm supposed to take the trash down to the curb tonight, but I don't want to make the walk back up the hill. Any suggestions?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 4:49:38 PM   
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Sweets for the Sweet!

How do you get rid of pirates?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 5:54:59 PM   
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what is the best way to keep your sub happy ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 6:47:30 PM   
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How do you get rid of "jock itch"?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 7:03:18 PM   
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what is the best to put on a Ritz cracker?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 7:23:02 PM   
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what is the best to put on a Ritz cracker?

First you need to get 2 girls and then 1 cup.  Add Ritz as needed.

What makes the best condom substitute?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 7:32:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: JoyfulMistress
what is the best to put on a Ritz cracker?

First you need to get 2 girls and then 1 cup.  Add Ritz as needed.

What makes the best condom substitute?


Blaze orange trash bags, especially good for the well hung and confused.

I lost my cell phone, how do I find it when I don't know the number?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 9:46:56 PM   
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When I laugh pepsi spews out my nose, how do I stop that?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 9:59:48 PM   
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I have odd socks on, what on Earth can I do to change this?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 10:06:28 PM   
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I'm getting tired... What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/20/2008 10:25:41 PM   
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I can't get a dvd out of the drive, how can I remove it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 3:27:31 AM   
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My lips are chapped. What do i do?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 6:58:51 AM   
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I need to sneeze but can't .. what can I do ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 7:01:38 AM   
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my urchin is home from urchin academy today and making me crazy...where can i put him so i can fart around on the computer in peace?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 7:04:02 AM   
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what is the best way of cooking a turkey ?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 7:10:53 AM   
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Straight from the freezer and right into the hot oil. Works like a charm every time. ;-)

{... SAFETY NOTE FOR ALL: Do NOT do this in real life, K? You WILL be severely burned in the exploding oil and resulting fire! ...}


My freshly laundered clothing refuses to put itself away. How can I get it to do so?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 7:29:33 AM   
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ill come do it for you, if you find someone to beat me a bit later on today....im behind.

i need to pitch a tent in my living room and cant seem to hammer the stakes into the subfloor...what do i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 11/21/2008 7:30:43 AM   
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my car has a flat what should I do ?

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