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shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:55:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LumusandtheLady Teach the dog to talk by using a candle to give it a fiery tracheotomy [did I cover both]? How do I keep hair from growing on my ass? Leave it there, and tell people it's a hair farm for toupees.

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 9:16:57 AM)
~Picks up the dropped backk and passes it along to the next person~ I have to buy a gift for my step monster er I mean mother... what does one buy for someone who has everything ?

LumusandtheLady -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 9:19:06 AM)
Buy them money. The person who has everything probably spent all their money getting the stuff... How should I tell my relatives about my kink?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 9:28:24 AM)
tell them you are dying and when they start crying and really loosing control with the thought of loosing you ... simply smile and say ...it's okay I am not dying but I like to ___________fill in the blank here_________ and then blow a whistle that will have loads and loads of local kinky folks to come out of the other rooms and begin scening all around you family .... yeah best way to get them on your side is to push em into the pool without warning they will thank you in the end I locked my pet into his bedtime chains and superglued the lockto hold it together .. how am I to get him out of his chains now ?

wulfgarw -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 9:52:53 AM)
With a welder turned up to a really high amperage setting and melt the chains. Closer to the appendage the better. How does one choose a good set of golf clubs?

BlackPhx -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 10:06:32 AM)
Stop by Tiger Woods house and take the ones from his closet.. How do you get an Ex Husband to pay what he owes you... poenkitten

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 11:13:32 AM)
Start sleeping with his new wife. What's the best way to shave the pubic area?

sirsholly -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 11:15:25 AM)
wait until summer and run it over with the lawnmower i am soooo bored.

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 11:18:55 AM)
Fire up the lawnmower, and start shaving people's pubic areas. I may have won millions on the lottery, what should I do with the money?

SL4V3M4YB3 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 11:48:21 AM)
Fund an evil plot to rid the world of earlobeless people, you will need: 1. Volcano hideout 2. Black helicopters 3. Pet sharks 4. Surgical Laser beam table device 5. Priceless Fabergé egg collection 6. At least one satellite What should I eat for dinner.

wulfgarw -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 1:52:11 PM)
Broken glass over a bed of shredded asbestos with a nice glass of Drain-o... How do I take over the world?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 2:58:33 PM)
hypnotize everyone and let them think that a small lil rat with a huge head is in charge of the world .. oh and he has a silly side kick rat and is always screwing things up ... while the entire world is busy watching them and letting their minds rot you can go in for the kill and actually take over the world I want a hippo for the holidays what can I do

GoodFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:09:43 PM)
Well, first you need to get your hands on a really good crowbar. Go to the zoo and use the crowbar to bust open the hippo habitat. Then break out the lions. Soon, the hunt is on! Whatever the lions don't get, you can have! Currently, there is a mass collection of VHS tapes in my house, what do I do with them all?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 8:13:34 PM)
pull them all apart and braid them together to make a whole new bondage rope for you and yours to play with ... but don't knot it .. simply tie or be tied in it and super glue the ends .. you can enjoy the binds without fear of it coming loose The boys will not be quiet in the livingroom still cheering on the college football game.. what can I do to quiet them ?

shivermetimbers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/22/2008 9:59:49 PM)
Put a porn dvd on instead for them to watch. I want to be an adventurer like Indiana Jones, how do I become one?

FourQ -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2008 10:38:57 AM)
Start by logging out for an hour or two, grab a Fedora, leather jacket and throw preparation out of the window, then run around the forest (don't take ID or money). How do I tell a good girlfriend from a bad one... before it's too late?

GoodFeathers -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2008 12:58:23 PM)
Slap her ass in front of her parents. Judge based on her reaction--not her father's. I tend to say the wrong thing at the right time, how do I go about not getting sued?

persephonee -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2008 1:00:03 PM)
stay broke.... i have something lodged way up high in my nose....what can i use to retreive it?

JoyfulMistress -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2008 1:53:45 PM)
gosh I hear anything will do but if you are in a super dooper rush ... take the poker from the fireplace set and shove that on up there ... swirl it and pull out your bounty ... and you will be off breathing through a stuffed nose in no time ... I am out of candles ... help what should I do ?

MadameMarque -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (11/23/2008 2:10:00 PM)
Running out of candles is the result of burning them at both ends. To avoid this, in future, burn them at neither end, and they will last indefinitely. If you need light, burn other objects in the room. I want a date, today! How shall I find one?

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