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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 2:15:24 PM   
Fitznicely


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I can't afford a vacation this year. Any tips on how to get a free week away from it all?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 2:20:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sure go speeding around town.. When you get pulled over tell the cop he has a pretty mouth and ask him to come over tonight. Minimum of a weeks "free" vacation.

I need to get more sleep and pills are not cutting it.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 2:31:21 PM   
Fitznicely


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Status: offline 		I hear auto-erotic asphyxiation can lead to a long, troublefree sleep...

I have some driving lessons coming up, but I'm stressed as hell. Relaxation tips, anyone?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 2:34:50 PM   
Raechard


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 8:21:07 PM   
DemonKia


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Why shouldn't I keep a slave locked in a cage 24/7 in my basement while I'm at work, running around having fun, & so forth?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 6:32:01 AM   
intenze


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Status: offline 		Well you should. That way, you can always punish them for the mess they make....Bonus! It's all about you anyway!
When the police come you can say it was consensual, they will believe you!!!

How should I update my frumpy wardrobe?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 6:34:18 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 6:36:35 AM   
intenze


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Status: offline 		Wow !! That is really really bad advice!!! Thank you fluffypet!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 6:38:10 AM   
fluffypet61


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 7:29:48 AM   
sappatoti


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 7:32:13 AM   
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I have approximately thirty hours before MP gets back from Korea.  What's the best way to greet him at the airport?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 7:33:41 AM   
fluffypet61


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Status: offline 		Sappa - don't do anything.  Then you can do all that and more tomorrow.  And brag about how much you can do in one day.

< Message edited by fluffypet61 -- 5/4/2009 7:34:34 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 7:35:07 AM   
fluffypet61


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 7:35:47 AM   
sappatoti


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

Join the club?  It seems to be My method at the moment.  LOL.

I have approximately thirty hours before MP gets back from Korea.  What's the best way to greet him at the airport?



You could go naked but, with the recent concern over H1M1 you might want to fashion a bikini ensemble out of N95 filters and wear that, and only that, to the airport.

I have collected a large fistful of lint from the dryer vent. Is there anything interesting I could use it for?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 7:39:11 AM   
Raechard


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 7:44:06 AM   
Fitznicely


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Status: offline 		Casually mention you know someone who's getting rid of a whole load of liquid fertiliser and who happens to also give flying lessons and count the seconds before they ask for their cellphone number...Or ask them how they liked their long Cuban holiday?

I've had to watch so many episodes of Spongebob Squarepants so often I can recite at least 50 from memory. HELLLP!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 11:47:57 AM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Graduate to episodes of Barney. Or 24.

The dog wants to go outside... the parakeets are squabbling... and my coffee is cold. How can I take care of these major issues without leaving the comfort of my recliner?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 11:52:28 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

Graduate to episodes of Barney. Or 24.

The dog wants to go outside... the parakeets are squabbling... and my coffee is cold. How can I take care of these major issues without leaving the comfort of my recliner?
 

Call your local college and ask for the dorm mother, tell her you need a young nubile slave....I am sure they will have plenty to choose from.


I'm really horny and my Mistess is at work....what should I do?

< Message edited by thishereboi -- 5/4/2009 11:53:42 AM >

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 11:57:15 AM   
sappatoti


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I'm really horny and my Mistess is at work....what should I do?


Go to your Mistress's place of work dressed in your finest submissive attire, bringing with you as many implements of Her dominance as you can carry, and ask your question of Her.

The dog just relieved himself on the carpet... one parakeet is stunned and lying motionless at the bottom of their cage... my coffee is still cold... and the nubile young slave is late. Now what?!?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/4/2009 2:49:40 PM   
Fitznicely


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Status: offline 		Call the college again, arrange a search party for the slave. Insist that they start with the recliner, just in case they're hiding behind it. The parakeet's probably stunned, or shagged out from a long squawk...

I'm going for an all-you-can-eat chinese buffet tomorrow. Any ideas on how to kink this up a little?

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