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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 12:25:51 PM

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You should equip yourself with protective gear, i.e., steel-toed boots, and a good pair of pliers.

First, carefully loosen the hardware that fastens the housing, by raising it above eye level, and dropping it repeatedly. A crunching sound (rather than the loud clattering sound) will tell you when you have been successful. Next, sitting with one or both boots planted on the machine, grasp firmly with your pliers, anything that is sticking out, and pull with a constant tension, until that element is dislodged. Continue grasping and pulling any protruding parts, until the CD is ejected or exposed. Then, grasp the CD firmly with the pliers, and pull quickly, with a short, jerking motion. Viola!

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 2:17:02 PM

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Fake your death.

I need to get the oil changed in my car... How can I be sure the mechanics I frequent actually do a good job?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 4:15:19 PM

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stand over them naked.

I'm lonely.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 4:18:13 PM

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Well, if you'd take the rookie out of the boot every once in a while... just sayin'...

Thanks for the advice on my CD problem but... how do I put the dashboard back into my car?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 4:21:41 PM

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duct tape and bailing wire lmao.
And I dont want to let the rookie out. What fun is that.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 4:21:52 PM

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Sappa, this is going to be very difficult....First, you must get all the pieces of Your dashboard into a box...Then you must take said box into the junkyard....At the junkyard You must pour Your entire box into a metal smasher....Afterwards take the things and open the car door and put them where they belong.

i'm hungry and He thinks i should make dinner. i think as the Dom, He should make dinner. What should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 4:35:11 PM

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Order pizza.

I am feeling tired from my carb-loaded dinner. How should I get some extra energy?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 4:35:48 PM

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Come Strip for me.

He doesn't want pizza...What should i do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 4:39:04 PM

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Tell him that this is NOT Burger King, he doesn't get it HIS way!

I want to see HellBoy 2, but I do not want to go out and buy a copy because it is cold. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 5:03:00 PM

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You have an S type right????? How about use Your domly powers and have him go get one. Or, you could call up a local video store, tell them you have a gun and if they do not deliver HellBoy2 to you by 8:05 and 38 seconds this evening you are going to blow up their store and hunt down and kill every member of their employment team.

He thinks i'm wrong and everything is His way?? WTF???

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/8/2008 5:03:30 PM

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Find out where Ben Affleck lives, travel to his house, knock on his door and ask him to re-enact scenes from Hellboy II with you. Judging by what I've seen, he could use the practice...

I'm not really into work this afternoon, but need to get this project done. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 9:31:35 AM

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Take a long lunch and go "play" for an hour, come back all jazzed, with your hair mussed and clothes askew, then work on the project.

I have a bag of apples and no press, but I still want to make cider.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 11:26:24 AM

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Go to the local zoo and borrow an elephant.

People are asking me to sing carols, but I am a terrible singer. What should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 11:32:42 AM

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Pursue a recording contract. It worked for Brittney Spears and she can't sing a lick...

One of the companies I do business with is staffed with incompetent idiots. What can I do to make my dealings with them easier?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 1:58:14 PM

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Secretly replace their idiots with pod people of your own.

I have some bolts and wires left over after reassembling my dashboard. Should I be worried?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 2:01:59 PM

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No - after all, George Bush has been president for years - and he's a few nuts shy of the pecan tree!

I have a raccoon in the roof - how shall i get it out?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 4:30:41 PM

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Encourage it to mate with a pansexual hippopotamus.

I have an irregular sleeping schedule, how can I correct it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 4:34:28 PM

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Stop sleeping. There, regular.

I have a 4000 word paper on Bernard Malamud due tomorrow. How should I proceed?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 5:03:42 PM

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Just copy/paste whatever wikipedia says.

I am too full from dinner, what should I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 5:39:53 PM

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Eat four boxes of laxatives and stick a broomstick down your throat!

How do I get my three year old to stop playing with himself in the living room?

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