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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 6:18:49 PM   
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My alarm clock doesn't work, what should I use as a replacement?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/10/2008 7:58:40 PM   
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My cellphone battery won't hold charge.... Help?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2008 3:46:15 AM   
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A big ol' rooster.  Everyone needs a big cock around the house!

My cellphone battery won't hold charge.... Help?


Oh dear, this could be a problem.  All you need is a set of jumper cables and a Mack truck.  Hook the cables to the Mack truck's battery, hook the other ends to your nipples, touch the cell phone battery to your tongue, and have your master crank that Mack truck a few times!  You'll have enough juice in that cell phone battery to call Pluto!  Plus, you get really wicked nipple play!  Enjoy!
 
I ate some really bad chinese food last night.  I'm sick to my stomach.  Got anything to cure the nausea?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/11/2008 3:50:27 AM   
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My submissive was licking her nipple and got her tongue ring and nipple ring meshed together. What should I do.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/12/2008 5:23:39 PM   
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How do I hide a serious hickie?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/17/2008 9:14:20 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/17/2008 2:13:57 PM   
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Laugh, then tie her hands behind her back.  Next, go grab the oxyacetylene torch...

How do I hide a serious hickie?


coat with nail polish remover and ignite...hickie gone!!

how do i remove super glue from my fingers?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/17/2008 5:35:55 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/17/2008 5:41:10 PM   
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I need to run to the store before the snow/sleet starts up again, but I don't wanna.... Anyone have any alternatives?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/17/2008 5:43:32 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/26/2008 5:29:49 PM   
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Thats easy! Have a nice subbie go for you!


Okay, since no question was provided, I'll input one for flynwlf.

How do you get a really bratty subbie to do something?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/26/2008 5:37:14 PM   
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How can I get my andi to be more efficent when it comes to cleaning our home?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 12/26/2008 6:07:27 PM   
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How can I get my andi to be more efficent when it comes to cleaning our home?

Steel
Use an electric doggy collar, the kind that gives a shock if it comes close to the proximity wire.  However, wire it in reverse.  Then hook up the mop, broom, vacuum etc so that if she wanders away from them she gets a shock. 

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/2/2009 10:16:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		OK, I like this thread and since darling RS didn't post a question, I will.

I want to clean my carpets in the house but don't have a shampooer, what am I going to do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/2/2009 10:20:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		I would suggest putting your washing machine in the living room, turning it on its side, and putting two boxes/jugs of laundry soap in it, then let it go to town.

I have this really bad pain in my left shoulderblade, muscular, like I have a knot there.  Any advice?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/2/2009 10:24:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		I suggest having a sub, not a switch, who's not trained with using any implements, try beating the knot out of your shoulder.  If nothing else, he would give you a different pain, and the one in your shoulder may be a distant memory.

I have to get rid of a bunch of stuff, but loading it into my car seems like work.  What should I do to get it out of my way?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/2/2009 11:01:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		Well, a really easy way to do that is douse it all with gasoline and set it on fire.  Wait about 10 minutes then call the fire department.  They, and the police will gladly take care of it all for you, and I can assure you that you won't have to worry about extra junk to get rid of for the next 10-25 years.

SHITE!  I'm out of lube, and the stores are all closed...  that and running to the store would just ruin the mood anyway!  HELP!


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 2:48:56 AM   
DemonKia


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Water.

Uh. Butter, for that 'Last Tango . . . ' flavor . .. .

Oh. Wait. This is 'bad' advice . ... .

Um. Elmer's Glue would be good, but Crazy Glue would be even better. There's also mucilage & rubber cement . ....



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 6:57:54 AM   
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Status: offline 		Ah go ahead, put your heart out on your sleeve..how bad can it hurt? (thats about the worst advice I can think of!)
My yard is too big and I hate to cut it...what shoud I do?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/3/2009 1:04:53 PM   
DemonKia


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I want some eye-candy to be my absolute slave, how do I go about this?

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