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sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 12:25:11 PM)
Have a cook-out and invite all your naked friends over to share in the grilled steak. I'm burning some serious brain fuel trying to decide who would win between the cartoon characters of the Tasmanian Devil or Stitch. Any thoughts on what would be a good beverage for me right about now?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 12:31:22 PM)
Coffee.....coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee My condoms are too darn small - they keep popping off and flying across the bedroom...what can I do? [edited for being too frikken slow]

DemonKia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:09:56 PM)
Quit buying the finger cots -- they're not condoms! lol Seriously? Use some Super Glue . .... . lol I'm hungry, what should I eat ... . .

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:13:42 PM)
I've always found that wood makes a good snack. I think my cat is a ninja who is trying to kill me. What should I do?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:22:46 PM)
Have your cat role-play with the killer rabbit from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" flick. Then, step away for a few hours. Your cat should be quieted down after a bit. My house is clean enough to be healthy but dirty enough to be happy. What do y'all think... am I a balanced individual?

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:32:03 PM)
Walk around with a bubble level on your head for a few days and ask people to see if you are balanced. I can't decide what to name the big stuffed sea turtle my Daddy bought me. What should I do?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:32:51 PM)
No, because your mind is dirty enough for all humanity! I'm hungry now, but I'm going out to dinner with friends in an hour. What should I do? edited because I am not fast enough! PAlittlegirl: Name it killer.

DemonKia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:41:30 PM)
"Fuck Bunny", you should name your stuffed sea turtle, "Fuck Bunny" . . . . . & hejira, you should take the 'Fuck Bunny' with you & introduce it as the meal . . . . I sometimes want to use high-explosives to relieve my stress; what should I do about that?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:49:55 PM)
Go right a-fucking-head! I can't get the damn UM's to stay in bed. Tips?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:53:49 PM)
Benedryl. I just want to curl up and sleep for a week...

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:57:40 PM)
Benedryl...or...chloroform I'm running out of hard drive space. What should I delete first? Games or porn collection?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 1:59:48 PM)
Put your porn on your work hard drive. They dont mind, really. They will love your games too, IMNSHO. How can I get a slave boy to come spit shine my shoes, no strings?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 2:03:24 PM)
Steal his shoelaces and check his pockets. You know how boys love string. How do I get a slave girl to come spit shine my...boots, ropes attached...

fluffypet61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 2:57:48 PM)
Let me give you my number... How do i get time to fly for some things and go slowly for others?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 4:21:43 PM)
Consider coming up with and applying a practical application for the theory of anti-time progression that would allow you to do what you seek. I have some crumpled, but clean linens sitting on the bed at the moment. They will go onto that bed later but I'm not sure if they should be ironed or pressed first. What do you all think?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 4:26:55 PM)
Put them between two large books, it will be a quick way to do it I want to go outside and read but I think the porch furniture is in poor repair.

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 4:40:40 PM)
Wait until dark and move the porch furniture into a pile on the lawn just off the porch. Set the pile on fire, sit on the porch steps with your book, and read by firelight. My UPS (uninterruptible power supply) is honking its alarm because its battery is dying. What would be a good way to dispose of this acid-filled brick?

thornhappy -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 5:15:18 PM)
Place it on the hood of your ex's car, and let the cats knock it over. My top's laid up with a shoulder injury. How should I get my spanking fix?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 5:22:51 PM)
Spank tomatoes. My favorite book was incinerated.

DeViLiVeD -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/5/2009 5:48:56 PM)
Go digital. Download ebook. My dog is poo-ing everywhere... damn...

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