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pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/6/2009 5:21:58 PM)
I would use as many as you can get your hands on, one can never have too many. My keyboard sticks, and I am missing the "s" and "9" keys

stella41b -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/6/2009 5:24:13 PM)
Switch to a Cyrillic keyboard. I keep having arguments with myself and losing. What can I do?

ThatDaveGuy69 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/6/2009 5:28:20 PM)
The best way to win an argument with yourself is to tie a small plastic trash bag over your head so that you can't hear yourself during the conversation. Eventually you will give up on the argument completely. My neighbor across the street just cut down 3 beautiful pine trees. How can I stop him from cutting down more?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/6/2009 5:32:45 PM)
Bolt the tree to the stumps, keep doing this and he will eventually give up. It is raining and dark and I want to play!

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/6/2009 6:16:00 PM)
PTS, it's dry and dark here. I'm just sayin'... The neighbors are in full-scale revolt and violation of the irrigation restrictions placed upon us. Should I care?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/6/2009 6:42:33 PM)
No, after the bombs it shouldn't matter anymore. Sappa makes me blush.

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 1:37:28 PM)
I'm terribly sorry about that pts. Perhaps there's something I could do for you to make you not blush? I needed to mow the lawn today but it is so wilted and dry any attempt to do so would further destroy it. Would now be a good time to burn that brush pile in the back corner?

stella41b -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 1:40:51 PM)
Yes sure.. throw a couple of butane canisters to help it start off. I've got a hole in my bucket, what should I do?

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 1:46:20 PM)
Find out who made the bucket. Take copious amounts of photos that show the hole and how it has inconvenienced you. Write a letter (including copies of the photos) and demand a replacement bucket, including, but not limited to, financial reparations for the inconvenience and pain n' suffering you dealt with. You might also wish to CC the letter (with the copies of the photos) to your government's consumer affairs division or bureau. My parakeets sat happily by and watched as I cleaned the food they threw down onto the floor. They are now throwing more food out onto the floor in what is a clear show of defiance. Any suggestions?

BKSir -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 1:47:48 PM)
People love cornish game hens for dinner... it's delightful. Sooo, I find myself sans batteries for a set of portable speakers I have... what can I do?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 2:02:01 PM)
Turn the immovable ones up so high you can hear them everywhere I have groceries to buy tomorrow. What should be top of my list?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 3:28:34 PM)
Vinegar and baking soda. Volcanoes for everyone! Why do I always clean my house before the cleaners come? How can I stop this?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 3:38:48 PM)
Send the cleaners to me!Wait that is not bad advice....LOL have Cuffkinks bind you up so you cant clean oops that is not bad advice either..? I cant think of any bad advice ...what should I do?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 6:46:39 PM)
Check the thesuarus. I like coffee, I also like to sleep.

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 7:02:23 PM)
Drink enough coffee and eventually it'll work as a sedative. So, drink up! [sm=evil.gif] I'm feeling a bit tired and should probably head to bed, but I enjoy staying up and being obnoxious equally as much. How should I resolve this?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 7:06:57 PM)
My Typing in Your Sleep course has been tested and proven by several people. I dread working on Mother's Day

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 7:45:53 PM)
Blow up your workplace, while mumbling about your stapler. My back is spasming really badly, not only am I in pain but my upper body actually jerks suddenly when all the muscles tense. Daddy isn't here to rub it like he usually does. What should I do until he returns?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 7:49:37 PM)
As much as possible, scrub the floors, do the laundry. Wet towles work best, but the linens and drapes will work too. I always get distracted.

PALittleGirl -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 7:57:54 PM)
Get someone to taser you everytime you get distracted. You'll be cured within an hour. I'm craving fried clams, yet fried foods upset my stomach.

DemonKia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/7/2009 9:12:52 PM)
Screw your tummy, eat the clams with french fries & fried chicken & batter fried zucchini & mushrooms & mozzarella. & finish it all off with a deep-fat fried ice cream served on top of a deep-fat fried snicker bar & a deep-fat fried twinkie. I just wanna sit around & not do much of anything & eat too much. What should I do?

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