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sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 6:49:14 AM)
Sure! Go for it! In fact, why not double all that. It's good for the soul. :-D I need to somehow keep five battery packs recharged, all of the time, with only three working chargers. Any thoughts on how I can remind myself to keep the packs rotated through the chargers?

scifi1133 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 6:50:54 AM)
stick a timer on yourself with a 12 volt battery attched so every time it goes off you get zapped and remember to change the chargable ones. I have to drive in DC whats the best way not to get road rage and kil the morons on the road up there lol.

sappatoti -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 7:04:21 AM)
Use your company vehicle and make sure all of its warning devices are turned on. Even though I'm pretty sure it's against company policy, to which you'll most likely have to answer for later, you will find that your travel time is record-time short. Just moved a desk and found coffee stains in the carpet. They have been set in for over two years, best I can figure. What is the best way to remove the stains?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 1:04:19 PM)
Pour coffee over the whole carpet so it all matches. I have a sore throat and I used my neti pot, but it still hurts. What will make me feel better?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 2:54:19 PM)
eat some habanero sauce. Wash it down with whiskey. I have a scary monster unde my bed. what should I do?

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 2:59:05 PM)
GET NEKKID I'm posting this from under intenze's bed, what can I do to restore my bruised self-image...scary, moi??

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 3:02:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely GET NEKKID Only if I can get some serious cathartic begging in, too.

Fitznicely -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 3:11:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: intenze quote: ORIGINAL: Fitznicely GET NEKKID Only if I can get some serious cathartic begging in, too. hefts hunting knife

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/8/2009 3:24:37 PM)
whimpers deliciously....

DemonKia -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/9/2009 12:06:48 PM)
Get nekkid & chase intenze around with a knife, apparently . . . . . I'm going to a munch today -- what should I do, how should I behave, & what should I wear?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/9/2009 12:26:51 PM)
You should act like a subbie princess, wear a tiara and a ballgown, and behave primly. work in garden or destroy the world?

Raechard -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/9/2009 2:00:09 PM)
Why not destroy the world by working in the garden, seems logical to me. I hear HP ink is more expensive than Champaign so how can I convince people to drink it?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 10:22:01 AM)
Easy! Get Hannah Montana to endorse it! What should I do for Mother's day?

fluffypet61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 11:07:15 AM)
FUCK, get PG, have a baby. today i have an attitude problem - should i eat worms?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 11:10:29 AM)
Oh yes, sauteed with palmetto larvae is just the thing! I have a huge bar of dark chocolate right here in my bedroom, but I just don't feel like eating it. What's wrong with me?

fluffypet61 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 11:14:42 AM)
Nothing's wrong - all you need to do is melt it on something and lick it off. What kind of sauce should i put on my worms and larvae?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 11:17:55 AM)
A nice pineapple chipotle (sp) with capers would be lovely. How can I stop worrying about the sun exploding into a red giant? edited because my advice was so bad, I forgot to ask a question!

purepleasure -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 11:32:53 AM)
Pull out a few of Cuffkink's nosehairs with a tweezer. You'll be too busy worrying about the punishment coming to you to worry about the sun. I've become re-addicted to the internet. What should I do?

intenze -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 1:50:07 PM)
hook up a tens unit to your keyboard and turn it on high. Then when you type, you will get a shock. It will also ruin your keyboard. I have too many tomato plants..what should I do?

hejira92 -> RE: Really, Really Bad Advice (5/10/2009 1:53:54 PM)
Mail them to me- I kill anything green and growing (without even trying!). Why do I think I'm weird because I know who Blaise Pascal was?

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