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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 5:24:51 PM   
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"Cashing in the chips" and want to buy a place somewhere in the world where beth & I can live out our lives in a secluded warm climate where we can frolic naked. Any suggestions?




I hear Juneau gets really balmy...as well as very nude friendly and open-minded.

I need to finish getting my house cleaned, how should I start and get my teen to help?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 6:05:09 PM   
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Stop running. Don't put up anymore fight. Just let him have you... and when you have him down in your dungeon and all nice and secured... let a small woodland creature gnaw on his willie.


thats so wrong I love it lmao ranked right up there with Denises idea of letting my son stay at the landlords house lmao y'all are just mean lol lol lol

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 6:09:15 PM   
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I have some chores that need to be done and I dont feel like doing them, what should I do to make sure they get done and I dont have to do it?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 8:11:27 PM   
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Status: offline 		Chores? OK, lock all the doors, close all the windows. Turn on all hoses, washers, showers, tubs and faucets then stuff all the drains with caulk, kotex, or that meatloaf you made last night.
Go to the mall.
Come home. Open. SPLASH!

All clean!

Um. Maybe someone can help. I've heard of fireplay. I have loads and loads of clutter. I can not bear to throw out newspapers. I have been saving every edition of the NY Times, Wall Street Journal, and Pervs R Us for 56 years.
My toddler nephews are really playful.
What do you think?



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 9:01:42 PM   
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I have been trying to think of a new imaginative way to deal with hng's, any advice?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 9:39:49 PM   
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I have been trying to think of a new imaginative way to deal with hng's, any advice?


I really enjoy the House of Hng Chinese Resturant.

Practice with chopsticks before you visit the restaurant. It's embarrasing to drop bits of rice down your shirt.

Order the shrimp with lobster sauce. It's terrific over white rice.

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 9:51:59 PM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 9:55:48 PM   
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I have a friend who is being dominated by her dog, how can I help?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 9:59:02 PM   
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Dingo Soup is not an option (btw aussie cattel dogs have over 50% dingo in them lol).... so what can I make?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 10:13:24 PM   
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*Shrugs*

Grub worms in a brown sugar and mustard sauce.


I am watching saw 2 and thinking about opening a dungeon on that theme, should I only accept "no limit" subs?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/18/2006 10:24:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Absofriggenlutely Wulfchyld!  No limit subs/slaves don't mind
minor inconveniences like dismemberment, disembowlment,
decapatation and death.  After all, no guts, no glory. 
 
I cannot decide which is worse, fully caffeinated coffee with
sugar and creme or de-caffeinated coffee with equal and
non-fat milk.  Which should I drink?
 
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld
I am watching saw 2 and thinking about opening a dungeon on that theme, should I only accept "no limit" subs?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 2:30:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Vendaval
I cannot decide which is worse, fully caffeinated coffee with
sugar and creme or de-caffeinated coffee with equal and
non-fat milk.  Which should I drink? 


It is so hard to keep track of what is good for you and what isn't.  Everyday something new comes about, often contradicting what was said yesterday.  I would just flip a coin.  If it is heads, I'd go with the fully caffeinated with sugar and creme, if tails, I'd go with the decaf with equal and non-fat milk.

I am tired of commuting to work and am looking for a business opportunity that I could conduct out of my home.  Any advice?


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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 6:18:10 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dear MysticFireTopaz,

You could stuff envelopes for Scientologists.
smile

I am really afraid of fire, but always thought being a fireman was super cool. Those big, phallic hoses - oh!
I am a girl. Don't like heights and cringe at bells and whistles. I have recurring nightmares about spotted dogs.

But, I'd look cute in a big red helmet.
What do you think?  

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 7:58:44 AM   
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i have a couple of parakeets and a fish; which should i feed?
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 10:04:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: candystripper 
i have a couple of parakeets and a fish; which should i feed? 
candystripper


If you can only feed one or the other, I'd go with the parakeets and throw the fish into the local lake.  He should be able to fend for himself there.  If not, you will at least have made a bigger fish very happy.

I have a co-worker who unconsiously starts whistling whenever she listens to CD's with her earphones.  Almost daily, I have to keep getting up to remind her she is whistling AGAIN and to PLEASE STOP.  Any advice on how to stop this cursed whistling permanently so I don't have to keep getting up and reminding her?  I don't like listening to CD's myself while at work, and I find earplugs uncomfortable.

[P.S.  Still ROFL about stuffing envelopes for the Scientologists]

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 11:02:34 AM   
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I have a co-worker who unconsiously starts whistling whenever she listens to CD's with her earphones.  Almost daily, I have to keep getting up to remind her she is whistling AGAIN and to PLEASE STOP.  Any advice on how to stop this cursed whistling permanently so I don't have to keep getting up and reminding her?  I don't like listening to CD's myself while at work, and I find earplugs uncomfortable.

[P.S.  Still ROFL about stuffing envelopes for the Scientologists]

MysticFireTopaz


The problem appears to be the coworker is within hearing range.  Demand to telecommute and work in your pjs at home.
 
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 11:12:25 AM   
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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 1:49:54 PM   
Vendaval


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Raver thumpa thump ooo ooo ooh music at top volume.
 
Today is a perfect day to catch some rays out at the beach.
I cannot find My itsy-bitsy-teensy-weeny-satin-black-bikini
though.  What should I wear for maximum sun exposure?
 
Vendaval


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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

I have a co-worker who unconsiously starts whistling whenever she listens to CD's with her earphones.  Almost daily, I have to keep getting up to remind her she is whistling AGAIN and to PLEASE STOP.  Any advice on how to stop this cursed whistling permanently so I don't have to keep getting up and reminding her?  I don't like listening to CD's myself while at work, and I find earplugs uncomfortable.



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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 2:04:36 PM   
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I want to make strawberry shortcake but I used all of the whipped cream last night during play, any ideas?

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RE: Really, Really Bad Advice - 5/19/2006 2:42:48 PM   
Fawne


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Status: offline 		angelface: Beg SacredDom to come up your *$$.
Then squat and voile!
eeewwwww

Someone once asked me if I ate cream pies. Too fattening, said I.
But, I wonder.... do they come in chocolate?
eeewww

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