maybemaybenot -> RE: Christ Wasnt Crucified: Scholar (6/26/2010 7:45:04 AM)
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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY I guess we are going to discuss it. But .. but .. boogers are in the bible! Firm edited to add: Boogers are Blessings Picking 10 reasons why boogers are wonderful is not hard for first-time author (and 10-year-old) McDermott, who co-authored this picture book with his mother. The book's protagonist flaunts a bright yellow tee shirt with a box of tissues crossed out as he lauds the joys of nose-picking. "Boogers are blessings,/ 'Cause, well, they're just fun!" he proclaims. "They make great little snacks,/ When there's no time to cook./ They're handy placeholders/ When you're reading a book." Just saying ... OK then discuss we will. First of all: Boogers do not exist. People who believe in boogers are not as intelligent as those of us who don't. Booger believers are destroying mankind. They run around with their little mini purse sized kleenex, offering them around like cookies. All the time trying to push their booger philosohy on us. Then you get the Fundie boogerists who have no problem telling you there is a booger right there hanging out of your nose.They are the worst ones. There is no booger, they just want to see you plucking and picking, all the time telling you it's still there. As for their diety: the Boogieman... don't even get me started. mbmbn
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