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BlkTallFullfig -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 11:38:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AngelaK I want to complain because no one [read Gauge] can see how I bat my eyes at his av or hear how sweetly I laugh at his jokes or how swell my, um, swells bounce during said laughter. This forum stinks for flirting! Stinks I say. I'm going to help you out AngelaK, but you've got to leave my frien Ron, who freely admits he's something else, out of it. LMAO quote: I also want to complain that I was not punished for my insolence. It's a hard limit of mine not to get beaten at least twice a day. Gauge, where are you? I also want to complain that Goddess is into topping from the bottom, as I called her a liar and she changed her mind. A true Goddess would never change her mind. See Benji, GoddessDustyGold is so amazing as a twooe Goddess that she read your ploy to get beaten and backed off so you wouldn't get what you were trying to manipulate her into doing. M

Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 11:48:49 PM)
quote: Also, when was my mouth sewn shut, and why wasn't I at the meeting? It was the same meeting that I was vetoed as the Supreme Ruler of Everything... how does it feel to be stabbed in the back? Huh???? For anyone that is really, truly wondering if I did that calculation above, I did indeed waste almost 10 minutes on it. You see, I am not one to just outright call someone a deceptive, devious, repugnant scoundrel without something to back me up. Usually I prefer my 6' 5" 285 pound friend named "Little Al" to be backing me up... but in a pinch, I thought a calculator and a word processor would do the trick. Benji... in the future, remember this little lesson about your lips being sewn shut without being consulted. As a result, I should hope that you understand why I posted my complaint in the first place. I just thought about something... hold on one damn minute! If you were psychic... why didn't you have foreknowledge of your mouth being sewn shut and taken steps to prevent it? HA! I say again HA! Psychic indeed! I would get more accurate predictions from weathermen. You are now exposed for the real creature you are. HA! Again, HA!

Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/19/2006 11:51:28 PM)
quote: I want to complain because no one [read Gauge] can see how I bat my eyes at his av or hear how sweetly I laugh at his jokes or how swell my, um, swells bounce during said laughter. This forum stinks for flirting! Stinks I say. Get a webcam. Email me. I need proof. I can't take anyones word on this thread...

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 12:06:04 AM)
I want to complain that Gauge thinks I should go back and find post #134 on page 7, when he should have just repeated the complaint to make My life easier. I think Gauge does not have any respect for Me at all, if he will spend 10 minutes with a calculator figuring out why it couldn't have taken benji 20 minutes to write the word "this", but he won't take 30 seconds to make the life of a Twue Goddess easier. I also want to complain about the fact that Gauge used a calculator.

BitaTruble -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 1:02:12 AM)
quote: I have a complaint. Benji is obviously lying about the fact that it took him 20 minutes to type the word "this". If, in fact this were true, I must point out how I arrived at this conclusion: There 1029 characters in his latest post including spaces. Dividing that by four (the amount of letters in the word in question) results in 247.25 four character combinations. Multiply that number by 20 (the amount of minutes said four character word took to type) equals 5145 total minutes. Divided by 60 (60 minutes to an hour) equals 85.75 hours. Now... if all the facts that Benji has claimed are, in fact, true he would have started this post 3.6 days ago. Benji started this thread soon after midnight EST on the 18th of this month. Now, unless Benji had a psychic premonition about everything that was going to be posted and, in anticipation of said posts, began writing sometime early on the 16th of this month he must be, by sheer logic, attempting to deceive us. Either that or he has made a gross exaggeration of the facts. This is a disturbing development and I find it necessary to discredit his claim that he lost my phone number which excluded me from the supreme ruler of everything. He cannot be trusted. If he does not admit his misinformation and repent immediately, I will have no other choice than to publish these facts in my local newspaper. My lawyers will be in touch. I'm afraid there is a flaw in your calculation. Two in fact. You forgot to take in account that Benji types with only one hand. Secondly, you forgot to take into account, that Benji was typing 'this' with one hand, but only got the 'TH' out before he got.. um.. distracted by his one handed typing and it took him 19.69 minutes to recover enough to type in the 'IS' thus throwing your calculations completely out the window. Celeste

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 1:12:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble I'm afraid there is a flaw in your calculation. Two in fact. You forgot to take in account that Benji types with only one hand. Secondly, you forgot to take into account, that Benji was typing 'this' with one hand, but only got the 'TH' out before he got.. um.. distracted by his one handed typing and it took him 19.69 minutes to recover enough to type in the 'IS' thus throwing your calculations completely out the window. Celeste [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] That makes Benji's claim completely plausible, and None of us thought of that, and it's brilliant! ROTFL M

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 1:25:08 AM)
I want to complain about being so tired and not being able to go to bed until I complain about benji being...um...distracted... for 19.69 minutes, when most of the boys take much less time to be...um...distracted. I am, of course, speaking about a solitary distraction, as opposed to a Domina controlled distraction.

BitaTruble -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 1:28:13 AM)
I can use my gifts for good or evil. ;) I'm expecting reinstatement to my former job and a HUGE pay increase. ::skips out and goes back to writing her tell-all book All About Benji's Men:: Celeste

RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 4:00:38 AM)
i want to complain that bita thinks she's taking my job

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 7:28:18 AM)
I want to complain about these vicious rumours that are spreading about me!!!! They're not true! I explained the reason, and if you don't like it, don't bad mouth me... I also want to complain about Gauge claiming I'm not psychic. I am. I don't have to prove myself to you, I can tell you already believe me. You just don't want to show weakness because you are insecure. I also want to complain that Riot's not giving Celeste her job back. Riot, You are a megalomaniacal, despotic, totalitarian tyrant. Give it up before. Celeste, As a purple cow, there's not much I can do, but do feel free to do as you like. Yours, benji

Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 7:58:05 AM)
quote: I want to complain that someone else is now using the avatar I have come to feel as my own...I hadn't seen it before and now some new to the forums is using it and it was very confusing to see my avatar and another name; originally I had ignored the name and thought "What the hell? I didn't write this..." I want to complain there aren't more ugly gargoyles to choose from, or that mine hadn't been 'retired' after I appropriated it... No kidding! What's up with that? I had TWO new people start using MY avatar which, like you, I had grown rather fond of and considered it "mine." So I had to give in to the camera demons and actually post a pic! Let someone appropriate THAT!

Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 8:21:48 AM)
OK, this time I have a REAL complaint! I do payroll for a living. My section of a company was sold to the company that created the software program we use. That company is based in Massachusetts, and I'm convinced they've no clue what they're doing. They've made some MAJOR mistakes in the last few months (one of which looks like it's going to cost the company nearly $1 million in tax penalties). Their most recent idiocy, however, affects me, personally. The company decided that, despite the fact that we've all been doing this type of work for decades, we have to PROVE we know what we're doing by taking a basic payroll certification exam. This exam is only offered twice a year, in a city 3.5 hours from my house. OK, fine... but you'll have to pay for my time AND my gasoline to get there, since it's a required exam and not something I volunteered for. So I check the website for the test location three weeks ago, and notice that one day there were 13 spaces available for the time I needed (12:30 pm), and the next day there were only 11 spots available. I immediately put in my request for next Friday at 12:30, which allows me to get up at a reasonable time and make the drive down there. Yesterday, I get a confirmation email - for 8:00 AM on that day. They told me the time slot I'd requested wasn't available. This means I have to get up at 3:00 in the morning and leave by 4:00. Not gonna happen. Insomnia keeps me up half the night as it is, and there's no way in hell I'm going to sleep one hour and then drive 3.5 hours to take a 3-hour exam. The office manager was given Wednesday at 12:30, when she'd asked for Tuesday at 12:30. However, since she can go down the night before (I can't because I have pets), she offered to trade days with me. After going round and round with the morons in MA, she and I get our new confirmations - me at 12:30 Wednesday (they first gave me 8:00 on Wednesday - what part of "I can't do 8:00 am did they not understand?) and her at 12:30 FRIDAY. WTF???? Suddenly, the time I'd originally requested is available for someone else, but I couldn't get it??? I then found out my immediate supervisor had been given Friday at 12:30, too, and she'd asked for Friday at 8:00 am, which they gave to me. The boss is now working on getting us switched back. I swear, the people we're dealing with in MA are complete idiots.

CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 8:54:07 PM)
I would like to complain that Evanesce had a real complaint and for some reason she sounds surprised that people she works for are idiots...take a number, get in line... C

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/20/2006 11:27:07 PM)
Poor Evanesce How insane to go through all of that. I absolutely feel your pain with insomnia and trying to get to some useless class at 8am; glad they were able to switch for 12:30, hopefully you'll end up on the right day too. I want to complain that Benji isn't coming out to admit he was probably checking out mistress' pictures, and uhm getting distracted, but that is the only possible way typing "this" would take 20minutes, so he should just fess up. M

TheShadows -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 1:07:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RiotGirl i'd like to complain about Shadows complaint. He forgot to add in ppl who cant wait 5 sec's for you to pass so they can turn onto the street making you slow down to 5 mph. i'd also like to complain about the numskulls who dont realise that the "fast" lane is for those of us who like to barrel down the high way at 80 miles an hour. i'd also like to complain that Shadows has no patience. I'd like to complain about RiotGirl referring to me as "he". I'm a Female, have been all my life, and have the twat to prove it. The Other Half never posts, so it's always "she". I do apologize for my forgetfullness regarding the "Passers Who Pass Just to Turn Almost Immediately After Passing". Those people should burn in hell. I used to have plenty of patience, but all those fucking More Than 10 Items in the 10 Items or Less Lane People, Slow Driving People, and Passers Who Pass Just to Turn Almost Immediately After Passing People, and the people referring to me to as "he" have all but used it all up. I'd also like to complain about length of this thread.

RiotGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 7:49:24 AM)
i'd like to complain that Shadows didnt realise that i like to change all women into men and all men into mermaids. (tho i am sorry) i'd also like to complain that C has a lower number then me. AND infront of me in line

twicehappy -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 7:51:10 AM)
Guage, if it makes you feel better Master and i laughed ourselves silly.

Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 8:23:09 AM)
quote: I would like to complain that Evanesce had a real complaint and for some reason she sounds surprised that people she works for are idiots...take a number, get in line... I would like to complain that Cerckl has clearly expressed no sympathy for my plight, when what I was really looking for was for everyone to pat me on the head and say "poor Denise..." 'cause I just like that head patting thing.

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 8:33:49 AM)
I would like to complain that people have no sympathy for Evanesce. However, please refer to the currently developing tributes thread.... It means nothing whedn demanded, only when freely given. So I want to complain about her implying someone should pat her on the head and say, and I quote, "Poor Denise". And I want to complain that no one understands my plight when it comes to typing. I'll be honest. I want and made myself a sandwich, but still, come on! No need to destroy my reputation as a serious, intelligent, real poster on this site. None of Yours', benji

cheekysmile -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 12:31:20 PM)
why does my rice always stick to the bottom of the pan, to the point i need a chisell to get it out, and how do i get it to not be so stogdy, and why dont eggs have a warning on them to say 'do not microwave' as they explode in there. why cant kitchens be a 'safe' place to be.

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