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Vancouver_cinful -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 8:03:25 PM)
I'd like to complain that not one of my so-called friends on here told me how damn funny this thread was and now I have to go back and read 11 pages to get in the loop!! Man, i thought online friends were twue friends!! Guess I was wrong! Here's Cin < >Here's the Loop!! [sm=banghead.gif]

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/21/2006 9:43:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge quote: Gauge, did you have a complaint somewhere that I missed? Page seven post #134. It was a fit of pure genius that was poo-pooed by the masses. No matter... I will be avenged. I want to complain that Gauge didn't email me to tell me he'd posted something brilliant on this thread and I missed the change to endear myself to him forever by being the only one to recognize his genius. And I want to complain that math is my hard limit and that might disqualifying me from being considered for the role of perfect slave since he is obviously really turned on by math. I also want to complain that my profile photos don't reflect the 25 year old, big-breasted, long-legged, blonde, bisexual, no-limits slave that I really am. ::grumble:: Cin

GoddessDustyGold -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/22/2006 12:16:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cheekysmile why does my rice always stick to the bottom of the pan, to the point i need a chisell to get it out, and how do i get it to not be so stogdy, and why dont eggs have a warning on them to say 'do not microwave' as they explode in there. why cant kitchens be a 'safe' place to be. Is that a complaint? If so, you will need to check in with Gauge so he can get you a room. (see page 7 post #134) Shhhhh...you have to check in as a regular random act of kindness, and then turn into a complaint after the bell boy leaves.

twicehappy -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 5:38:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cheekysmile why cant kitchens be a 'safe' place to be. Mistress said loudly when we read this, "OH NO CHEEKY STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN" then mumbled something about exploding rice pans.........loves at you [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m25.gif[/image]

cheekysmile -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 6:08:47 AM)
[sm=idea.gif] where do i find none exploding rice pans???

cheekysmile -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 6:17:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessDustyGold quote: ORIGINAL: cheekysmile why does my rice always stick to the bottom of the pan, to the point i need a chisell to get it out, and how do i get it to not be so stogdy, and why dont eggs have a warning on them to say 'do not microwave' as they explode in there. why cant kitchens be a 'safe' place to be. Is that a complaint? If so, you will need to check in with Gauge so he can get you a room. (see page 7 post #134) Shhhhh...you have to check in as a regular random act of kindness, and then turn into a complaint after the bell boy leaves. yes it was a complaint GoddessDustyGold Ma'am, cos i have to keep on buying new pans and microwaves, due to failure in producing appropriate warnings.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 11:21:27 AM)
OK... I have a complaint. I want to know when I agreed to be a daycare provider the all the neighborhood kids today. Mine are enough to contend with, but I looked in the living room and they have multiplied. I now have 5 more running around that do not belong to me. I would love to put each and every one of them to work as it would get my housecleaning done so much faster. I suppose I could be honest with their parents and explain to them that I really need to get things finished today as I have things to prepare for tomorrow. Let's see how this would work out... typical suburban neighborhood with each family having the requiste 2.5 children, a dog, a cat, a hamster in a wheel, and a beta fish in a small bowl... I go to the parents of each of these wonderful street urchins and explain politely that while I enjoy having their offspring raid my home without warning, I really have more important things to do as I will be having a private bdsm collaring ceremony with my Master tomorrow, whereby I will be pledging to Him that I will become His slave, His Own, His Property, to do with as He pleases from now until..., and that I have to prepare the room, the instruments (floggers, whips, chains, blindfold, restraints, candles, etc.), so that when tommorow arrives, I will not have to do much at that time. I don't know, but they say that honesty is the best policy. Hoewever, I don't know if this much honesty might not get the police and the psych ward called on my behalf. The neighborhood kids would never come back, my kids would be labeled the weird woman down the street's children, but hey, I wouldnt' have a bunch of kids running through my house, right? Hmmm..... Maybe I could just do some preventative measures like decorating my foyer with the floggers, the whips, quirt, restraints, gags, and such? I could call it dungeon chic and maybe the little kids would get the hint that bad behavior won't be tolerated in my house. Anyway, I hate having other kids in my house when I have things to do and they keep getting under foot. That's my complaint. (wanders off muttering to self, screaming to imaginary goblins, watches children bolt out front door, giggles shamelessly...)

krazidollie -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 11:27:35 AM)
So kindly explain to the kids that you will be having some sort of boring book club meeting and if they want to be there they must sit quietly while all the grown up sip tea and discuss world events and they can stay but they must first read this.....1000 page novel about The world of financial security or some such boring book.

CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 11:49:30 AM)
quote: why cant kitchens be a 'safe' place to be. I want to complain that last night I attempted to be responsible and took a hot pizza outta the oven with an ovenmitt and using my other hand to balance it to get it outta the oven, instead of just with my hands like normal...and the damned pizza slipped from the ovenmitted hand and the hot cheese slid down my bare hand and forearm, burning the hell outta me...sending me to the Urgent care with 1st degree burns and a couple small areas of 2nd degree burns...and though I got it treated soon and the burning was minimal, though really fucking painful, my thumb still hurts... and I want to complain that riotgirl hasn't picked on me once since I reopened my account, sure am I that boring now? C Edited to add I still cannot type...PROOFREADER!!!

FullCircle -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 12:44:53 PM)
I’d like to complain that while I was off saving the world as my Alter ego ‘IronBust’ not one person hear missed me.

CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 1:08:03 PM)
quote: I’d like to complain that while I was off saving the world as my Alter ego ‘IronBust’ not one person hear missed me. Were you gone??? I'm sorry, I could've sworn you were just sitting by the bowl of chips the entire time...besides what's your complain? I close my account and return awhile later and just cuz I use the same profile name everyone acts as if I had just gone to the bathroom...where's the ego stroke in that??? CERCKL

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 2:08:04 PM)
I want to complain that all of these people are saying they weren't missed. You know, if you go to the "What do you miss most" thread, you'll see I wrote "I miss CERCKL, Fullcircle, and many other geometric shapes." Yours, benji

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 9:43:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: krazidollie So kindly explain to the kids that you will be having some sort of boring book club meeting and if they want to be there they must sit quietly while all the grown up sip tea and discuss world events and they can stay but they must first read this.....1000 page novel about The world of financial security or some such boring book. I'll try that, too... hee, hee...[:)]

BitaTruble -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/29/2006 10:06:53 PM)
I'd like to complain that not a single person offered any CONGRATULATIONS to Daddysredhead on the collaring ceremony!

rivenmoon -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/30/2006 5:02:13 AM)
I would like to lodge a complaint but the government only accepts tax forms.

rivenmoon -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/30/2006 5:06:08 AM)
I once posted a silently disgusted complaint about the candidates listed on the compulsory (it is in australia) government voting paper by leaving the number boxes blank and crossing the paper as NOT NEGOTIABLE

CERCKL -> RE: All complaints go here! (4/30/2006 1:35:03 PM)
quote: I'd like to complain that not a single person offered any CONGRATULATIONS to Daddysredhead on the collaring ceremony! I would like to congratulate Daddysredhead and then turn around and complain that bita had to jump and complain about this...leave the rest of us to our petty lives ok? Jeesh, damn sub mommies on this board... C

NCSilverWolves -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 9:28:27 AM)
Revising Complaint thread.... because another was started.... so lets get this straight.... ALL COMPLAINTS GO HERE!!!...... LOL...sorry... couldn't resist.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 1:41:59 PM)
I like to complain that there are too many complaints... [:D]

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/6/2006 1:45:39 PM)
I'd like to complain that this thread has lain dormant for so long. If we all keep at it, it can get longer than the make a wish thread. Yours, benji

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