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Twoshoes -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 9:24:17 AM)

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This thread slightly disturbed my morning bliss.

Luckily, it will make a full recovery soon.



myotherself -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 9:31:34 AM)

many years ago (when I was in my 20s), I had a bf who thought that farting under the duvet then holding my head under was hysterically funny.

He went one step too far and sat on my face while he farted.

How he laughed! Until I bit his butt.

Sheesh, some people have NO sense of humour! [:D]



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 9:31:39 AM)

Just be grateful I don't have a link to that Tub Girl pic.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 9:34:04 AM)

I loves our bunny!!! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



EatYourPoop -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 10:33:34 AM)

why do people find face farting so weird yet watersports is perfectly acceptable and taken seriously?



myotherself -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 10:36:16 AM)

because farts are funny.

Pee is serious stuff. [8|]



BoiJen -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 10:37:51 AM)

Because women are sometimes into watersports...I have yet to meet a woman who was into farting or pooping on anybody.

Therefore, it's not taken seriously because the guys wants it...not the women.

Find a mutually enjoyed kink and it'll be taken seriously. Otherwise it's all about you...where's the appeal for the Domme then?

boi



stef -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 10:39:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: EatYourPoop

why do people find face farting so weird yet watersports is perfectly acceptable and taken seriously?

Life is just like that sometimes. 

~stef



PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 10:39:58 AM)

It might have to do with bad smells, EYP.  I have a feeling that, for most, such smells are more of a passion killer than just about anything.

Interesting, really.  I've sat on a crowded train and started eyeing up an attractive woman sitting opposite.  Then I smell a fart.  There's only a slight chance that the woman in question did the wicked deed; nonetheless, it's put me off her. 

I remember once reading something about the olfactory senses having a very direct route to the most primitive parts of the brain.  Could be due to that.



Voodali -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 10:58:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EatYourPoop

Have any Dommes ever farted on a slaves face intentionally?


Can't say I have, though I think I dutch-ovened one unintentionally, which, for all I know, is why he ran far far away, leaving no forwarding address.



EatYourPoop -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 11:23:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BoiJen

Because women are sometimes into watersports...I have yet to meet a woman who was into farting or pooping on anybody.

Therefore, it's not taken seriously because the guys wants it...not the women.

Find a mutually enjoyed kink and it'll be taken seriously. Otherwise it's all about you...where's the appeal for the Domme then?

boi



I disagree as for scat theres more Dommes into it than admit to it because of the stigma attached...i see a Domme at the moment that very much enjoys using toiletslaves for pee and scat.
Face farting dommes feel ashamed admiting too for some reason.



BoiJen -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 11:35:55 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EatYourPoop

I disagree as for scat theres more Dommes into it than admit to it because of the stigma attached...i see a Domme at the moment that very much enjoys using toiletslaves for pee and scat.
Face farting dommes feel ashamed admiting too for some reason.


It is absolutely true that I have never met a Domme into scat. You can try to justify why your kink isn't accepted all you want. Simple fact is, less Dommes are into cuz they're simply not into it and that's proven by the numbers of any given sampling of FemDommes...hell...try Dominants period and you'll find less of each gender are into scat stuff that watersports. As far as "stigma", medical fact that eating poop is bad for you isn't a fuckin "stigma".

Just sayin...

boi

Etided: typo...



PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 11:43:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BoiJen

. . . any given simpling of FemDommes . . .



What's a 'simpling of FemDommes', Jen?   Is that what happens when they spend too long in the sun?  *snigger*



BoiJen -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 11:48:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

quote:

ORIGINAL: BoiJen

. . . any given simpling of FemDommes . . .



What's a 'simpling of FemDommes', Jen?   Is that what happens when they spend too long in the sun?  *snigger*


No that would be pruning ;-)

boi



VaguelyCurious -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 12:11:15 PM)

Wouldn't that be when they spend too long in the bath?



LadyPact -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 12:12:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EatYourPoop
I disagree as for scat theres more Dommes into it than admit to it because of the stigma attached...i see a Domme at the moment that very much enjoys using toiletslaves for pee and scat.
Face farting dommes feel ashamed admiting too for some reason.

In that case, I'm kind of confused.  If you already have a Domme who is interested in the activity with you, why do you want to know if additional Dommes are interested in this particular kink?



Lockit -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 12:42:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EatYourPoop

I disagree as for scat theres more Dommes into it than admit to it because of the stigma attached...i see a Domme at the moment that very much enjoys using toiletslaves for pee and scat.
Face farting dommes feel ashamed admiting too for some reason.


So you asked the question you knew we would lie to in our answers? ROFL!

Dude... most of us don't care what others think so much that we would lie about something like this. I have no interest in pee or scat and don't give a fuck what others think or do. Nor should you care seeing as though you have someone who loves it.

If I liked it, I would have no problem admitting I liked it. I have far better and more satisfying things to do with a submissive and two very useful and easier to use toilets in my house with no need to position myself over some guy to get a deed done.



agirl -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 12:58:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

quote:

ORIGINAL: EatYourPoop
I disagree as for scat theres more Dommes into it than admit to it because of the stigma attached...i see a Domme at the moment that very much enjoys using toiletslaves for pee and scat.
Face farting dommes feel ashamed admiting too for some reason.

In that case, I'm kind of confused.  If you already have a Domme who is interested in the activity with you, why do you want to know if additional Dommes are interested in this particular kink?



Not sure why it's confusing to ask if others do what you do..or have taken part in it.

Of course farting in someone's face is revolting, terrible and well, I can't imagine what was so funny about it as a kid.

Not that I've ever indulged in such things as an adult, rolls eyes. Anything poopy is so disgusting and lacks all the highbrow nature of a good old anal rogering.

agirl






sexyred1 -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 1:39:28 PM)

This topic squicks me out, however I felt compelled to post if only to say that I am impressed that Holly found an emoticon of farting.

That girl is awesome. :)



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 2:36:57 PM)

Dutch oven, THAT'S what it's called! Hugh loved that stuff---with me as the victim, of course! Sadly, I laughed like a maniac, because I am that kind of person. [;)] And he knew that soon enough, he would be bound and gagged. [:D]

I know folks who do scat play, though precious few women who enjoy it. Along with watersports, it's just Not My Thing. Messy, stinky, inconvenient, and requires lots of PREP TIME. Generally, if a scene requires lots of prep, I am not likely to be enthused about it.



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