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CynthiaWVirginia -> RE: Face Farting (10/29/2010 4:08:17 PM)
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My mother is a VERY gassy lady..
Somewhere in these threads I wrote about this, lol. Mom almost got fired at work over her all day long farting. It was a small pharmacy and sometimes a customer or two would go running out of the store.
Her temporary solution...and I am not recommending this...was to put a Tic Tac up her arse. It made her empty her bowels and then every time she farted at work...um...it was indeed "a clean, fresh explosion of mint". [:D]
I started reading about it and found out that it was a bowel intolerance. We started removing one type of food from her diet for a few days then let her have it on the 4th or so day to see if there was any difference. Finally I figured it out that she was reacting to the coffee she drank all day long at work. She switched to juice, water, and soda and was fine. The only time she becomes gassy now is if she has navy beans...this caused her misery in school because her mom fixed beans every day and even the teacher would make mean comments about it. My son reacts to wheat. All I had to do was make oatmeal instead of cream of wheat, and get rid of the Raisin Bran and start getting corn flakes and puffed barley cereals and he was fine. If he eats a Subway sandwitch or pizza, he gets some gut cramp and gas but figures it's worth it.
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As for comments on the rest of this thread...
My grandma used to light a match after passing gas. It killed the odor somehow.
I had a neighbor who spent time in jail, and one time when we were playing poker he told me about guys in jail and their fart games...it seems that cocking up a leg and lighting a cig lighter and then farting out a blow torch was common. <rolls eyes> This was in California, not in WV.
In WV, I witnessed neighbors training their kids about farting...they were to leave the room to do the dirty deed, lol, and were soundly chewed out if they dared to fart around others. As for my own son, I've trained him into sneaking it into the couch cushion or mattress whenever possible and to try to do it as quietly as possible, not forcing out the loudest explosion possible. If he is with other boys and no girls or adults are around, he is free to be a naaaasty boy just like all the others. .
As for the OP...I am not into face farting and know of no females into it. No male has ever brought it up to me within a D/s context either, so the fact that this seems to be a kink with some people was news to me. Not that I am into any bm or urination play...I can understand the latter. The difference between golden showers and face farting is...animals piss to mark territory. [:D] Farting doesn't even come into it...it's just an accident that happens, or something children do...or something vanilla hubbies do to tee off their wife (my father used to pull that dutch oven number on my mother...yes, they ARE divorced).
If you like it, cool. That's your kink and I won't try to talk you out of it. If you find a lady who calls you over and has you plant your nose in her arse every time she feels the need to pass gas, so you can inhale it and prevent the gas from spreading into the rest of the room...good for you both.
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