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PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:00:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit . . . don't give a fuck . . . Language, Lockit.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:05:16 PM)
That would be ENGLISH, darling. :)

WyldHrt -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:05:40 PM)
quote: Language, Lockit. Yes, that's classic Lockitspeak. [:D]

PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:06:00 PM)
FR, It's probably of interest to no-one at all, but recently I saw a programme on late-night trash TV that had an item on some scientists who'd built a vast machine that replicated all the processes of the human digestive system. It actually pooped and farted, too - out of a giant, transparent pipe. However, VC will undoubtedly know more about this, on account of she's a scientist herself, and that's what we pay her for.

WyldHrt -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:10:01 PM)
Greedy mistakenly posted this in the humour forum. Silly girl, since it obviously should have been posted here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q&NR=1 [:D][:D][:D]

PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:13:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WyldHrt quote: Language, Lockit. Yes, that's classic Lockitspeak. [:D] It isn't. Lockit was always very ladylike. I must say that I'm deeply disappointed with her behaviour of late. I'm very much afraid that I shall soon have to speak to her parents about the matter.

hlen5 -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:25:57 PM)
I can't believe no one has posted this yet.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:31:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer However, VC will undoubtedly know more about this, on account of she's a scientist herself, and that's what we pay her for. One of the things it discovered is that much more beta-carotene is harvested by the body from cooked, liquidised carrots than from raw carrots, thus debunking the myth that uncooked automatically means more nutritious. Well you did ask. But for fucks sake don't make Kevin think you're paying me :P

PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:37:54 PM)
"automaticatically" ??? Are you trolleyed again, VC? Do I have to speak to your parents, as well as Lockit's?

SassySouthrnLady -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:40:34 PM)
Warning: Don't be drinking anything when you watch this or it WILL come out your nose. [:D]

PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:43:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hlen5 I can't believe no one has posted this yet.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dm9rN6oTs That scene still has me in fits. Apparently, no-one had had ever farted on camera before. In that scene, a huge group of people were doing it. (I say 'people' - but no women were involved, if memory serves. Oh no. Women, even now, do not fart.) Jeez! What an inhibition! I must say, I do think the OP has a point. Sex - perverted, deranged in all ways - had been portrayed frequently before that film came out. But - never, not once, a fart? It is odd, when you think about it.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 4:49:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer "automaticatically" ??? Are you trolleyed again, VC? Do I have to speak to your parents, as well as Lockit's? I don't know what you're talking about, Peon. Maybe you should 'take' a bit less acid. [8D]

OttersSwim -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 5:06:22 PM)
An antacid may prevent the buildup of gas...[;)]

PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 5:11:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer "automaticatically" ??? Are you trolleyed again, VC? Do I have to speak to your parents, as well as Lockit's? I don't know what you're talking about, Peon. Maybe you should 'take' a bit less acid. [8D] Gawd. I remember when dope became 'shit', and a joint became a 'number' . . . You'd have loved this, VC. Once, when I was working in London at Southwark Council in the early 1990s, they had the carpet fitters in to do our office. An old, gnarled-faced man was the foreman. As he was cutting away, he started to reminisce about his days as a conscript 'up the Punjab' in WW2. "Gawd", he said, as he was hacking away at our cheapjack new carpet, "I like me booze, but I don't 'arf miss that stuff we used to get orff those wallahs aht in Delhi. Marry-jew-Arnah. Fackin laverly, it was. Couldn't've survived that arse 'ole of a war wivvaht it." In the corner was Earl, a Jamaican, who used to 'see many of us all right' whenever we wanted. He overheard this old boy. But he just could not reconcile a very old, white man with the idea of 'customer'. Poor old sod. He hadn't got stoned since 1945. Another lamentable case of ageism, that Earl couldn't bring himself to sort the guy out.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 5:33:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Another lamentable case of ageism, that Earl couldn't bring himself to sort the guy out. I read that story, and all I could think was 'Hah! You had a job in the early nineties [:D]'. I think that might be a case of ageism too. :P

afkarr -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 5:40:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OttersSwim An antacid may prevent the buildup of gas...[;)] Brilliant idea! If I sneak one into the chili, it may actually be safe to sleep in a camper with the nilla man thing and the male spawn. So, would mylanta or gas x be better suited to subtley blending and enahcning the garlic and peppers without overpowering them?

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 5:49:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: afkarr If I sneak one into the chili, it may actually be safe to sleep in a camper with the nilla man thing and the male spawn. I'm afraid not-the smelly kind of fart is caused by sugars that your body can't break down passing into your gut and being used for respiration by the bacteria there, which creates all sorts of stinky byproducts (and produces heat, which is why those farts are hotter). No amount of antacid is going to cause someone to suddenly be able to digest an indigestible sugar. If you don't want their farts to smell then don't feed them foods containing complex sugars (cabbage, beans etc.)...

PeonForHer -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 5:56:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer Another lamentable case of ageism, that Earl couldn't bring himself to sort the guy out. I read that story, and all I could think was 'Hah! You had a job in the early nineties [:D]'. I think that might be a case of ageism too. :P Well, what of it? You had a job, too - albeit only one of working out how you could get out of your mum's womb without leaving your glasses behind.

Twoshoes -> RE: Face Farting (8/26/2010 8:07:12 PM)
Peon, after reading your story 2 times, I finally understood it! But please clarify: what does "'arf' mean - "half"? quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer "Gawd", he said, as he was hacking away at our cheapjack new carpet, "I like me booze, but I don't 'arf miss that stuff we used to get orff those wallahs aht in Delhi. Marry-jew-Arnah. Fackin laverly, it was. Couldn't've survived that arse 'ole of a war wivvaht it." quote: Sex - perverted, deranged in all ways - had been portrayed frequently before that film came out. But - never, not once, a fart? Yep, you're right, perverted sex is one thing, this thread's topic just ruins the mood instantly!

afkarr -> RE: Face Farting (8/27/2010 4:56:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious quote: ORIGINAL: afkarr If I sneak one into the chili, it may actually be safe to sleep in a camper with the nilla man thing and the male spawn. I'm afraid not-the smelly kind of fart is caused by sugars that your body can't break down passing into your gut and being used for respiration by the bacteria there, which creates all sorts of stinky byproducts (and produces heat, which is why those farts are hotter). No amount of antacid is going to cause someone to suddenly be able to digest an indigestible sugar. If you don't want their farts to smell then don't feed them foods containing complex sugars (cabbage, beans etc.)... VC, you are so litersl minded, lol. I know for an undispted fact that male creatures have a genetic ability to produce gaseous matter anytime, anywhere, from nothing at all. I also know that whatever proofreader let this slip into a 7th grade science book: "Uranus has a gaseous atmosphere which gives it it's blueish green color" either had never met a jr high student, or is a twisted pervert with a sick sense of humor, lol

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