Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Big Beautiful Women. As well as Large Handsome Men. (9/8/2010 3:25:16 AM)
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Hey Victor, hehehe every time I read your name the saying to the victor goes the spoils pops into my head:P Just a funny little note. Well daddy lived in a trailer park that had complimentary coffee in the common area recreation room , it was the kind that sat in a coffee pot and boiled all day cause it was kept hot all day by a hot plate, an it was disgusting, but if you put enough cream and sugar in it, it was drinkable to me, cause I love C and S in my coffee anyway. Well it was like 4 o clock pm I think, don't really remember the time any more, an I assumed I had plenty of time before bed to drink 6 huge starbucks size cups of the shit an have it wear off, and booooooooooooooooooooooy was I ever wrong. I was up till 3 am with jitters, and excessive energy and Poor daddy was trying to sleep at 12 ish, he had work very early the next day, and here I was, hyper, and sick and just an awe full mess. I was like daddy, daddy, daddy, daaddy, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddie, I am hyper, Daddy, daddy, daddy,I had 6 cups of coffee. Daddy, daddy, daddy? to which got a very annoyed what? I was shaking and jittery an just soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wound up. If it was possible I would of vibrated clear out of my skin. And then my tummy started hurting an I got acide reflux, and every few minutes it was belch burp, daddy? I have acid reflux. belch burn, Daddy? I dun feel so good,, belch burp, Daddy? Lather rinse repeat lol. so after that he made the rule I am NOT allowed to drink coffee. So then to be a smart ass, I'll get this huge, "the grinch who stole christmas grin, from ear to ear, and a whicked I am up to not good gleam in my eye* and I'll sometime ask when coffee is around, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy? Can I have some COFFEE?!!! His reply is a very swift and in no uncertain tone, NO ABSOLUTELY NOT! quote:
ORIGINAL: VictorCrackus Aren't you the hostile one... Care for coffee?
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