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andal -> RE: Sept. 911 Rare footage. What really happened at the Pentagon? (4/29/2006 6:59:30 AM)
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ORIGINAL: Rule
It happens when you click on a website that you have googled, that appears to have pertinent information, that you get redirected to another website that in one way or another says: "fooled you". I remember hitting on a website that after redirection showed either the rear end of a camel or a chimp sticking its tongue out. Somebody is having fun making essential information inaccessible.
If that is true, then I'd love to see an example of a link that does that! For you see, I know what happened. Warring factions of the Illuminati, specifically ELF (the Erisian Liberation Front) and the Pastafarians have both been trying to illuminitize the Eschaton. The plane into the pentagon was meant to break the containment field on the great evil spirit that has been kept there since the late 40's, when the US captured it as part of an earlier conflict between Illuminati factions. However, while the plane was able to breach the first, second and third physical layers, the metaphysical and magickal protections prevented further penetration. The hope was that the demon, escaping from its containment field, combined with the massive deaths from the World Trade Centers collapse, would create enough death-force energy to allow several key leaders to undergo transcendental transformation, becoming higher-energy planar creatures. The plot was foiled by a dedicated group of Shamans, who aided by mystics with ForeSight knew what was going to happen, and spent the moments right after the attack in a desperate ritual to contain both areas. Coordination between the Native American Shamans and European Wiccans (whose primary goal was to maintain containment on the creature in the Pentagon) and South American tribal Witch Doctors and their counterparts among the Eskimo, certain Central African Tribesmen, and Hindu Fakirs focused on containing the towers. The heat that fed the fire that led to the collapse was a direct result of magickal energies being diverted and grounded through the superstructure of the building, and was an unfortunate choice between dooming the people in the building that could get out with the hundreds of thousands in the surrounding area that could have died had the towers collapsed in a different way.
So, thanks to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the loss of life was minimized (A demon running rampant in Washington DC would have taken out tens of thousands of people, and a few representatives of government.). At that moment, we were all truly touched by his noodly appendage!
On a side note, Stop Global Warming! Become a Pirate!!
Proof: http://www.venganza.org/pirate.pdf
Information: http://www.venganza.org/
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