RapierFugue
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Joined: 3/16/2006 From: London, England Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: chiaThePet I know a Domme on this site who has a hairy mole on her left butt cheek. I have reported her using the "report hairy moles" button. I know a domme on this site who makes light, fluffy sauces using lots of chillies. I have reported her using the "report airy Molé" button. mi clase de Domme, caliente y de spicey chia* (el animal domestico) Scorchio! The temptation to reply with "no speako dago" was strong, but I resisted it as I thought no-one would get the reference, and would instead think I was being racist, and call for my head on a spike. Seriously though, I don't speak Spanish. Or Italian. Or German. A very little French*, but that's about it. Oh and English. Sort of. But as all Brits know, if you speak English slowly and loudly enough, all foreigners get the message, sooner or later** *I used to be able to swear quite well in French. I once got into a situation at an airport car hire in the south of France where EuropeCar tried to stiff me on the decent motah I'd booked (they always do this), and were keen on palming me off with some French POS. I tried being polite for about 10 minutes, then realised I was getting nowhere, so took a deep breath and screamed every French bad word I know, one after the other, until the over made-up Rent-a-Twat behind the desk beetled off and got me something jolly tidy. The old French bloke next to me in the queue leaned over and said "what you lack in thee knowledge you make urp for in thee effort. Good boy" <pat pat on back>. ** In all honesty, I do always carry a phrase book and make an effort, wherever I am ... even the French give you big brownie points for trying, and the Italians adore you for it. It doesn't work in Paris though, unless you're female and very cute. Parisians hate everyone with a sort of egalitarian fairness. Even each other.
< Message edited by RapierFugue -- 11/18/2010 7:05:29 AM >
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