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Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 5:37:24 PM)
quote: The Good news is you have won a new car with bling bling alloys and stuff. The bad news is that you have to sell it to get that surgery your dear old mother needs. The good news is it wasn't poison ivy that you rubbed on your nether regions

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 6:02:30 PM)
The bad news is it was poison oak. The good news is the zoning board approved your new business.

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 9:05:15 PM)
The bad news is that the local churches have banded together to protest your new toy store. The good news is that you found someone to buy your stock from at 1/2 the normal wholesale price.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 10:32:19 PM)
The bad news is that the whole scheme is a sting operation for insider trading. The good news is that your hair salon is offering half priced services for an entire week to celebrate 10 years in business. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: HouseofBear The good news is that you found someone to buy your stock from at 1/2 the normal wholesale price.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/19/2006 2:23:37 AM)
The bad news is that the fine print of the offer says you have to buy $50 worth of salon products to be eligible for the 1/2 priced services. The good news is that you finally shed those last 10 pounds and are now at your ideal weight.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/19/2006 8:55:08 AM)
The bad news is now you cant get a date cause you look like twiggy. [:D] The good news is playing in the fountain in the center of town is no longer illegal!

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/19/2006 1:45:06 PM)
The bad news is that ordinance was lifted because the local skid row drunks were using it as a urinal. The good news is that today is a perfect day to catch some waves out in the surf. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul The good news is playing in the fountain in the center of town is no longer illegal!

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/19/2006 10:15:13 PM)
quote: The good news is that today is a perfect day to catch some waves out in the surf. The bad news is that there have been 12 great white sharks sighted in the area. The good news is that you found a handyman that can fix your kitchen sink.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/19/2006 10:28:17 PM)
The bad news is that when he shows up at your house, you find its a 700lb man who believes that plumbers crack is a sight for sore eyes. The good news is you won an overnight stay at a local 5* hotel with a free all you can eat buffet dinner.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/19/2006 10:42:17 PM)
quote: The good news is you won an overnight stay at a local 5* hotel with a free all you can eat buffet dinner. The bad news is they tell you at the buffet that one plate of food is all you can eat. The good news is that I am getting another car

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/20/2006 12:02:00 AM)
The bad news is - It's a repo! And the former owner, Guido the Gun-runner, wants it back in his garage now! The good news is that you won the grocery store lottery and have a year's supply of free food. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that I am getting another car

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/20/2006 12:58:21 AM)
The bad news is that it is a years unlimited supply of kibbles and bits for your pet (and you don't have a pet and it is non transferable) The good news is that your neighbor has offered to be your pet.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/20/2006 9:36:32 AM)
quote: The good news is that your neighbor has offered to be your pet. The bad news is that you accept the offer and now all they do is shit on your rug. The good news is that you have won a brand new, state of the art, top of the line computer.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/20/2006 1:16:31 PM)
The bad news is that since you are on the lamb, hiding out from Guide the Gun-runner, you cannot set it up anywhere because his geek-squad will trace your ISP and his goons will break down your doors. The good news is that you have a brand new lingere' set complete with matching feather boa and spike heeled shoes. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you have won a brand new, state of the art, top of the line computer.

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/20/2006 9:16:42 PM)
The bad news is that it is all neon orange which clashes with your complexion. The good news is that you are able to sell it to your worst enemy.

twicehappy -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/20/2006 9:37:34 PM)
The bad news is your enemy stole your boyfriend in the outfit. The good news is she gave him the clap.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/21/2006 3:44:20 PM)
The bad news is he wants you to take his sorry ass over to the clinic. The good news is that you have a really hot new guy who will do anything to please you. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy The good news is she gave him the clap.

feastie -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/21/2006 3:53:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval The bad news is he wants you to take his sorry ass over to the clinic. The good news is that you have a really hot new guy who will do anything to please you. Vendaval The bad news is that he looks better in your dresses than you do. The good news is that you just won the lottery!

DelightMachine -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/21/2006 6:19:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vendaval The good news is that you just won the lottery! The bad news is that all your relatives know it. The good news is that the results are back from the lab and you have no sexually transmitted diseases!

missgiveNTake -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/21/2006 8:07:53 PM)
The bad news is: Your other half has all of them. The good news is: The hot nurse is flirting with you.

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