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Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 2:04:16 PM)
quote: Good news is: there is a 3 day weekend coming The bad news is that your Army Reserve unit has been called up and you are getting deployed to Iraq tomorrow. The good news is that you own a wonderful beach front property

spectreandnectre -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 6:08:32 PM)
the bad news is you have no access to it they found a dead woman on the property its closed for the investigation... the good news is you were just notified your mothers mystery disease has dissappeared

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 8:23:06 PM)
The bad news is that you seem to have contracted whatever it was she had. The good news is the creepy guy thats been hanging around your neighborhood seems to have gone away.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 8:34:09 PM)
The good news is that your brand new shoes match all your summer outfits. The bad news is now the insurance will not cover the hospital bills. quote: ORIGINAL: spectreandnectre the good news is you were just notified your mothers mystery disease has dissappeared

missgiveNTake -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 8:52:18 PM)
The bad news is: Your child dumped bleach in the washer when you had you new summer outfits in it. The good news is: Your mom will survive her brush with cancer.

ravn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 8:57:34 PM)
The bad news is....her hair won't. =( The good news is that you've just found the Dom/me/sub/slave/kajira of Your dreams!

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 9:34:52 PM)
The bad news is they're taken.. The good news is you have earned a 50% price reduction at your fav toy store.

MistressLove999 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/25/2006 10:14:23 PM)
The bad news is you have everything in your toybox thats in stock.............. The good news is you got a big bonus for the 3 day weekend

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 12:17:18 AM)
quote: The good news is the creepy guy thats been hanging around your neighborhood seems to have gone away. The bad news is that he was replaced by four creepy guys. quote: The good news is you got a big bonus for the 3 day weekend The bad news is that your boss thought a large garlic salami was a great bonus to give out. The good news is that you have been found not guilty.

MistressRaevynn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 7:48:00 AM)
The bad news is the lawyer only said 3 words, (Yes, Your honor) and you now owe Him60 thousand dollars The good news is there are no more terrorists!

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 7:50:50 AM)
The bad news is 4 yr olds arent considered terrorists so that idea was put to rest. The good news is tha in laws wont be coming to visit

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 12:10:37 PM)
quote: The good news is tha in laws wont be coming to visit The bad news is that they are moving in. The good news is that you have found the answers to the universe

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 3:44:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you have found the answers to the universe The bad news is that they are so mind-boggling, they gave you a nervous breakdown. The good news is that your obnoxious boss just got transferred to another state.

DarkSideOfThMoon -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 3:48:47 PM)
The bad news is that she just got replaced by her doubly obnoxious evil twin. The good news is that you have just been promoted to manager

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 7:50:42 PM)
The bad news is that is manager of the local dive bar and it pays minimum wage. The good news is that you can wear whatever you wish to work.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/26/2006 10:29:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HouseofBear The good news is that you can wear whatever you wish to work. The bad news is that you're working for minimum wage at the local car wash. The good news is that your son just graduated from college, so no more tuition bills.

srllile7 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/27/2006 1:52:14 AM)
The bad news is your son is moving back home with a college degree and no job. The good news is hes not brining his girlfriend with him.

LaMalinche -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/27/2006 2:01:57 AM)
The bad news is that he is bringing his boyfriend. The good news is that you like younger guys. Best, LaMalinche

VandalHeart -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/27/2006 2:04:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: srllile7 The good news is hes not brining his girlfriend with him. The bad news is he is bringing home his boyfriends and a goat while telling you "Don't ask" as they pile into your daughter's room The good news is, you just finished that book you've been writing for so long.

LaMalinche -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/27/2006 2:13:09 AM)
The bad news is that your hard-drive crashed. The good news is that you now have time to work on your rock-garden. Best, LaMalinche

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