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Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 11:29:58 AM)
quote: The good news is you find a tub of sugar wax and a case of pull strips.... The bad news is that the sugar wax attracts angry killer bees. The good news is that you got the promotion.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 3:36:39 PM)
yay! The bad news is all you were promoted to was Manager of Toilet Cleaning Operations at the local BP station. The good news is that weird fungus that was growing behind your ear has gone away!

angelface183 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 3:40:54 PM)
the bad news is it has moved to your ass! The good news is the mechanic just called and you don't need a new transmission after all

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 3:48:12 PM)
omg angel lol lol lol The bad news is the engine needs replaced. The good news is this really hot guy/girl is making "eyes" at you.

angelface183 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 4:08:39 PM)
the bad news it is your dad and he doesn't recognize you with your new hairstyle the good news is that you just bought 8 new pairs of shoes...ON SALE!

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 4:10:54 PM)
The bad news is when you get home you realize they are all a size too small and in the fine print on the receipt you cant return them. The good news is you find out your best friend isnt pregnant!

HouseofBear -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 8:16:26 PM)
The bad news is that you find out your mother is pregnant at the age of 50, as a surrogate. The good news is that you find out you are not pregnant from the one night stand you had after the news.

MistressLove999 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 8:44:24 PM)
The bad news is you got an STD from him/her and the health dept. wants to know thier name and you can't remember. The good news is you get a free 2 week all expense paid vacation to Florida.

Vendaval -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 10:11:43 PM)
The bad news is that you already work Disney World, Orlando. The good news is that a sushi restaurant is opening in your neighborhood. Vendaval quote: ORIGINAL: MistressLove999 The good news is you get a free 2 week all expense paid vacation to Florida.

Lordandmaster -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 10:13:20 PM)
The good news is that they serve fugu. The bad news is that the chef doesn't know how to prepare it.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 10:23:39 PM)
The good news is the Health dept comes in and shuts them down so no worries. The bad news is the prostitue that lived in the stairwell now moved to your front stoop.

talibahh -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 10:29:57 PM)
the good news is the prostitue is into bdsm the bad news is she has gonhorrea[:D]

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 10:41:00 PM)
( getting back on track ) The bad news is she gives it to your ex. The good news is your ex deserves it.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 11:01:03 PM)
quote: The good news is your ex deserves it. The bad news is that in a fit of raw passion, you jump your ex's bones and totally forget to wear protection. The good news is that the surgery went quite well.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/17/2006 11:28:48 PM)
The bad news is they left an instrument in your stomach cavity. The good news is you win the jackpot lotto

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 1:53:51 PM)
quote: The good news is you win the jackpot lotto The bad news is that you have 12 outstanding Federal warrants and cannot claim the prize. The good news is that you just saved money on your car insurance.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 2:03:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge The good news is that you just saved money on your car insurance. The bad news is that you have an accident the following week, call the phone number for the new insurance company's claims department, and find that the number has been disconnected. The good news is that you just got a big promotion at work.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 2:16:15 PM)
quote: The good news is that you just got a big promotion at work. The bad news is that everyone hates you because of it. The good news is that you saw the worm in the apple before you ate it.

Mercnbeth -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 2:45:05 PM)
quote: The good news is that you saw the worm in the apple before you ate it. The bad news is you only saw half of it. The good news is the stain came out of the dress.

FullCircle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/18/2006 3:22:49 PM)
The bad news is so did the colour. The Good news is you have won a new car with bling bling alloys and stuff.

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