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Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/28/2006 9:25:28 AM)
That bad news is the only area smoking is permitted is the minefield The good news is your bunk buddy has come up with a plan to springboard off of the mines and over the fence

FullCircle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/28/2006 2:06:00 PM)
The bad news is he tried it himself and landed on one. The good news is his sacrifice helped clear a path for you.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/28/2006 3:29:44 PM)
the bad news is there's machine guns too the good news is there is an ammo shortage

Daddysredhead -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/28/2006 10:20:30 PM)
The bad news is that the ammo shortage is only for your weapon. The good news is that you eventually arrive at your destination.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/29/2006 12:07:45 AM)
quote: The good news is that you eventually arrive at your destination. The bad news is that you don't arrive in one piece. The good news is that you didn't need that appendage anyway.

FullCircle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/29/2006 3:02:37 AM)
The bad news is your wife liked the use of it. The good news is you don’t have to worry about child support.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/29/2006 8:29:12 AM)
quote: The good news is you don’t have to worry about child support. The bad news is that you won't have sex again... ever. The good news is that you convert your life and become a monk in a secluded monastary

FullCircle -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 3:32:53 PM)
The bad news is you get tetnis from the thorny vest you wear. The good news is the monastery is actually a front for a secret government organisation and there is a hospital ward in the hidden basement of the compound.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 5:00:28 PM)
quote: The good news is the monastery is actually a front for a secret government organisation and there is a hospital ward in the hidden basement of the compound. The bad news is that they are conducting disgusting human experiments in the basement. The good news is that they have grafted you with a manatee.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 5:29:09 PM)
quote: The good news is that they have grafted you with a manatee. The bad news is that your wife leaves you for a three toed sloth. The good news is that she gets eaten by a hostile badger

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 7:05:27 PM)
The bad news is she buried all your money and never told anyone where to find it. The good news is that the government retires you from your job as a glorified lab rat.

feastie -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 7:14:09 PM)
The bad news is that they haven't figured out how to rid you of that malodorous scent you now carry The good news is that insects are no longer a problem

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 7:35:28 PM)
The bad news is wild rats are overly fond of you. The good news is you at least have friends agian.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 8:19:08 PM)
quote: The good news is you at least have friends agian. The bad news is they shit on your kitchen table and eat through boxes of your favorite snacks. The good news is that you don't notice because your roommates do the very same thing.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 8:24:05 PM)
The bad news is your new rat friends ate your room mates. So now you can't make rent and on top of that the cops have been snooping around about your missing roomies and that strange smell the neighbors have reported. The good news is your rat friends are really smart and cuddle up with you at night to keep you warm since you couldn't afford the heating bill either.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 8:37:10 PM)
quote: The good news is your rat friends are really smart and cuddle up with you at night to keep you warm since you couldn't afford the heating bill either. The bad news is they think your penis is a chew toy. The good news is that you can't feel them gnawing your willie because of the governmental experiments.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 8:41:34 PM)
the bad news is that as they ingest it the chemicals used in the government experiments they grow into human sized giant mall ninja rats from hell the good news is you have a mall ninja rat army large enough to take over a third world country.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 8:45:30 PM)
quote: the good news is you have a small ninja rat army large enough to take over a third world country. The bad news is that the rats instead want to invade Cleveland, Ohio The good news is that the ninja rats cannot drive.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 8:48:26 PM)
the bad news is they are still craping all over the place as rats do but now it is giant rat turds to match their new size the good news is you are making a fortune off fertalizer and will soon have enough money to get the rats driving lessons

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (5/30/2006 8:53:23 PM)
quote: the good news is you are making a fortune off fertalizer and will soon have enough money to get the rats driving lessons The bad news is that the rats will need a car and you can't afford that yet. The good news is that you have found a cheap "ratmobile"

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