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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/2/2006 3:00:57 PM   
Dustyn


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Status: offline 		The bad news is this damned gnome is harder to get rid of than AIDS... LOL

The good news is the gnome has a deck of cards


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/2/2006 3:05:17 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		The bad news is your hands are cuffed so you cant play cards...
 
The good news is the gnome distracts the cops in the van with card tricks giving you time to find a key!

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ooooo..I bet THATS gonna leave a mark!!!!

Equal opportunity pisser on-er ... heh..

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/2/2006 9:46:35 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the key is to your best male friends chastity belt.

The good news is that your friend has been locked in that thing for ages, as he could not find the key.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/2/2006 9:49:36 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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From: Cali
Status: offline 		The bad news, its the wrong key so he is still locked it.

The good news, you meet a very attractive locksmith when you call one to get the chastity belt off.

< Message edited by slaverosebeauty -- 6/2/2006 9:50:57 PM >

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/3/2006 12:23:21 AM   
Petruchio


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quote:

The good news, you meet a very attractive locksmith when you call one to get the chastity belt off.

The bad news is he REALLY LOVES HORSES.

The good news is that horses love him.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/3/2006 1:08:27 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the horses show their affection by nipping
him.
 
The good news is that he is an excellent rider.
 
Vendaval
 

quote:

ORIGINAL: Petruchio

The good news is that horses love him.



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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/3/2006 4:03:45 AM   
Dustyn


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Status: offline 		The bad news is he thinks you woul look cute with a snaffle bit between your teeth.

The good news is he has one with a leather cross bar, as opposed to the usual steel ones.


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Murderer?! Murderer! Let me tell you something about murder. It's fun; it's easy; you gonna learn ALL about it. - Tin Tin

Can you be more amusing?

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/3/2006 7:43:21 AM   
Petruchio


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quote:

The good news is he has one with a leather cross bar, as opposed to the usual steel ones.

The bad news is he's turned on by leather.

The good news is you are too.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/3/2006 10:21:11 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is you are too.


The bad news is that Teletubbies turn him on too and he wants you to dress like one every day.


The good news is that he doesn't take you outside wearing the Teletubbies costume.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/4/2006 4:28:44 AM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		The good news is that you identify with Tinky-winky.

The bad news is that this has so corrupted your mental processes that you keep seeing a baby face in the sun when you ARE allowed outside.


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/4/2006 5:46:20 AM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		The good news is you live in an eco friendly house with grass on the roof.

The bad news is you have to find some way of cutting the grass on your Teletubbies styled house roof.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/4/2006 10:07:26 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The bad news is you have to find some way of cutting the grass on your Teletubbies styled house roof.


The good news is that you realize that it is artificial turf on the roof.


The good news is that with this good news that I am posting I have single handedly gotten the thread back in the proper sequence.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/4/2006 3:03:40 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that somebody will post on Monday without paying attention and ruin it again!
 
The good news is that you can give them a cyber-smak-down!
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that with this good news that I am posting I have single handedly gotten the thread back in the proper sequence.


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/4/2006 4:27:33 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that you can give them a cyber-smak-down!


The bad news is that I will have to buy another computer monitor after I break this one smacking down the one who screws it up.


The good news is that I didn't hit that deer with my car.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/5/2006 2:22:17 AM   
Petruchio


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quote:

The good news is that I didn't hit that deer with my car.

The bad news is that you accidently hit Guage instead.

The good news is that a hospitalized Guage can still communicate via a Ouija board.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/5/2006 10:07:04 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that a hospitalized Guage can still communicate via a Ouija board.


The bad news is that I could never get the hang of that thing.


The good news is that I am going to get a raise!

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/5/2006 10:09:40 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		The bad and truthful news is that the ex has got a COLA writ and will eat that up and then some.

The good news is that we are barbequing for lunch.



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Have they not divided the prey; to every man a damsel or two? Judges 5:30


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/5/2006 10:46:35 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that we are barbequing for lunch.


The bad news is that you forgot to go to the grocery store and all you have is Rice Krispies to grill.

The good news is that the local store delivers.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/5/2006 12:08:49 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the cost of delivery costs more than the total of the items being delivered.
 
The good news is that the delivery boy is a natural submissive
and wants to cook and serve the whole party.
 
Vendaval


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that the local store delivers.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/5/2006 12:29:56 PM   
Fawne


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
The good news is that the delivery boy is a natural submissive
and wants to cook and serve the whole party.
 


The good news is the boy is organic and has consented.
The bad news is some guests are kosher vegans while others are virgin nuns.

(just trying...hee)






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