RE: Good News/Bad News

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Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 11:31:40 AM)
the bad news is she is sleeping with someone else the good news is when you get home you see it is with Anna and they invite you to join in

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 11:34:21 AM)
quote: The good news is that you have a hot Swedish chick on the side. The bad news is that you don't really like Swedish cooked chicken. The good news is that the gnome does.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 12:52:43 PM)
quote: The good news is that the gnome does. The bad news is that the gnome has taken a fancy to you. The good news is that you kind of like him too.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 1:37:10 PM)
The bad news is the paint on the gnome is flaking off. The good news is that the paint is alcohol soluble.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 2:10:08 PM)
quote: The good news is that the paint is alcohol soluble. The bad news is that if you use alcohol on the gnome it gets him drunk. The good news is that he is a funny drunk so you go bar hopping with him.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 4:17:38 PM)
The bad news is his favorite bar is the Blue Oyster Bar. The good news is that it's lesbian night whent he gnome drags you there.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 6:22:05 PM)
quote: The good news is that it's lesbian night whent he gnome drags you there. The bad news is that since you've been neutered, the lesbians won't let you in. The good news is that since you've been neutered, you're feelings aren't hurt.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 9:07:42 PM)
The bad news is you are still neutered, feelings or not. The good news is the gnome seems to be fitting in quite nicely.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/1/2006 10:50:50 PM)
quote: The good news is the gnome seems to be fitting in quite nicely The bad news is he is getting more sex than you have had in a year. The good news is you have a handgun and a blindfold.

Petruchio -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 12:50:29 AM)
quote: The good news is you have a handgun and a blindfold. The bad news is that in your confusion, you put on the blindfold. The good news is that the gnome missed.

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 6:54:46 AM)
The bad news is that he is telling the big, burly biker gang leader that you are teh one that pulled the trigger. The good news is the gang leader hasn't made a move towards you yet.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 7:01:10 AM)
the bad news is thats because twenty of his best friends are in the process of putting their beer down and making their way with him to the rally point The good news is the gnomb knows kung fu

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 7:19:09 AM)
The bad news is the gnome also thinks he is Keanu Reeves. The good news is the gnome stayed the night at a Holiday Inn.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 10:29:50 AM)
quote: The good news is the gnome stayed the night at a Holiday Inn. The bad news is so did the bikers. The good news is that from nowhere, for no reason, a rip in time shows up next to you and offers you a way to escape being pummeled... and you jump in

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 10:57:13 AM)
quote: The good news is that from nowhere, for no reason, a rip in time shows up next to you and offers you a way to escape being pummeled... and you jump in The bad news is you are dropped back in the same room five minutes earlier and you piss them off worse... The good news is you start crying like a lil girl and they leave you alone....

Wolf1020 -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 11:12:18 AM)
the bad news is crying like a little bitch touched bubba's heart and he now want to take you home and "comfort" you the good news is you talk him out of it by pissing yourself

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 11:22:37 AM)
The bad news is now you are known as pissy boy and you get your ass kicked continually The good news is Hey you got out of it the first time!

Dustyn -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 12:15:13 PM)
The bad news is you didn't get out of it twice. The good news is the gnome seems to have wandered away.

Gauge -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 1:40:18 PM)
quote: The good news is the gnome seems to have wandered away The bad news is when you walk out of the bar there a large deployment of SWAT officers in strategic positions and suddenly their laser sites are bouncing all over your chest. The good news is that you are wearing your bullet proof vest.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Good News/Bad News (6/2/2006 1:50:30 PM)
The bad news is they tackle you and remove your vest, cuff you and throw you into the back of a van, beat you with their billy clubs as they begin to drive off with you.... The good news is there is a gnome in the van to keep you company...

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