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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/13/2006 10:23:52 PM   
Gauge


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the good news is at least he is wearing trousers.


The bad news is they havent been washed in 40 years.


The good news is that your coma has dulled your sense of smell.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/15/2006 8:42:00 PM   
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the good news is you just won a day of shopping at your favorite clothing store.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/15/2006 9:23:59 PM   
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the good news is you just won a day of shopping at your favorite clothing store.


The bad news is that they just went bankrupt and this is their last day of liquidation and all they have is a fake fur men's thong and a pear of socks that are so large on you that you feel like you should be hanging over a fireplace at Christmas.

The good news is that you get the socks in hopes that Santa fills those huge hose with giant gifts!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/17/2006 6:34:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is that Santa fills them with lumps of coal

The good news is that your grandfather has a coal burning stove and he takes all the coal off yours hands (and hearth).

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/17/2006 6:38:18 PM   
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The good news is that your grandfather has a coal burning stove and he takes all the coal off yours hands (and hearth).


The bad news is that he needs you to smash it to little bits before he can use the coal.


The good news is that you have a sledge hammer.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/17/2006 6:40:22 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the head of the hammer drops off and hits your big toe, crushing it.

The good news is that your grandfather is present and he has an ice pack handy.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/17/2006 7:13:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is your toe has swollen up so much you can't remove your shoe to put the ice pack on.

The good news is your sexy Aunt has arrived.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/18/2006 1:16:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the sexy aunt is too busy putting the make on your grandfather and they seem to have forgotten your swollen foot.

The good news the pain had got so bad that  you no longer can feel your foot.


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/18/2006 7:22:19 AM   
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Status: offline 		the bad news is that you cant feel your foot as you have gangrene

the good news is that after turning a lovely shade of green your toes will fall off

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/20/2006 9:38:31 AM   
Gauge


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the good news is that after turning a lovely shade of green your toes will fall off


The bad news is that your sexy Aunt has a foot fetish and lost toes are a hard limit for her.


The good news is that you have found the absolute love of your life.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/21/2006 1:57:55 AM   
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The good news is that the marriage is open.
 
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ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you have found the absolute love of your life.


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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/21/2006 10:46:18 AM   
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The good news is that the marriage is open


The bad news is that the marriage isn't open to you.


The good news is that you have a new, adorable puppy.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/21/2006 11:45:34 AM   
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Status: offline 		bad news is the puppy is benji and he pees everywhere.

The good news is he can bring you coffee and croisants every morning

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/21/2006 12:00:22 PM   
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The good news is he can bring you coffee and croisants every morning


The bad news is that his peeing everywhere includes your coffee and croisants.

The good news is that you have an electric training collar for him and you can deliver a nice solid jolt to him when he disobeys.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/21/2006 9:24:32 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that he has becomed conditioned to liking the
extra jolt and will pee just for the sparks of it! 
 
The good news is that you can leave him chained outside in
the yard while you are at work.
 
Vendaval




quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you have an electric training collar for him and you can deliver a nice solid jolt to him when he disobeys.


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"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/21/2006 11:27:05 PM   
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The good news is that you can leave him chained outside in the yard while you are at work.


The bad news is that with the electric collar on and a rain storm he lights up like a Christmas tree.

The good news is that at least you have a festive new lawn ornament.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/22/2006 12:03:18 AM   
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Good news is it's a boy.

What happened to the post I was answering? Lol.

< Message edited by Estring -- 6/22/2006 12:05:40 AM >

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/22/2006 12:47:17 AM   
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good news you found the person of your dreams

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/22/2006 10:53:51 AM   
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good news you found the person of your dreams


The bad news is that it is Freddy from A Nightmare On Elm Street.

The good news is that instead of razor sharp knives on his gloved hand he has dildos.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/22/2006 1:38:03 PM   
akisha


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Status: offline 		Bad news is you're allergice to rubber and latex

good news is your best freinds all want him to come play with them.

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Your pain makes me smile ~ Happy Bunny

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