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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/22/2006 1:46:42 PM   
Gauge


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good news is your best freinds all want him to come play with them.


The bad news is that he does go play with them and they all end up hideously mangled and dismembered.

The good news is that there is no way anyone will blame you for the crime.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/23/2006 10:06:49 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you have to go into the witness protection program and loose all contact with your
remaing friends and family, who assume you are also a victim.
 
The good news is that your bill collectors have removed you from their lists.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that there is no way anyone will blame you for the crime.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/23/2006 10:33:31 AM   
Gauge


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The good news is that your bill collectors have removed you from their lists.


The bad news is that part of your new life is having to live with Michael Jackson.


The good news is that Michael has mellowed a little since he lost everything.

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/23/2006 10:58:57 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		Argh!  Say it isn't so!  We finally no longer have that guy on the Central Coast of California. 
He is off in Bahrain, a tiny Muslim island.
 
The bad news is that according to the celebrity gossip Michael
Jackson likes to go out to the local malls, in the traditional
 black hajib of Muslim women.
 
The good news is that since he moved his remaining bank accounts with him,
he still can pay for bodyguards.
 
Vendaval


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that Michael has mellowed a little since he lost everything.


< Message edited by Vendaval -- 6/23/2006 10:59:48 AM >

_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/23/2006 11:01:17 AM   
Vendaval


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< Message edited by Vendaval -- 6/23/2006 11:03:20 AM >

_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/24/2006 12:28:25 PM   
Gauge


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The good news is that since he moved his remaining bank accounts with him, he still can pay for bodyguards.


The bad news is that the body guards look like Latoya Jackson but have the body of Hulk Hogan.

The good news is that you really feel safe while being protected by the Latoya/Hogan clones

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I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/24/2006 12:45:41 PM   
hizgeorgiapeach


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ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you really feel safe while being protected by the Latoya/Hogan clones


The bad news is that you need protection FROM the clones when you're not in public with them.
 
The good news is that you're seldom IN private with them - Michael is always around as well.

< Message edited by hizgeorgiapeach -- 6/24/2006 12:47:58 PM >

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/24/2006 5:38:23 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that all participates in nightly abuse of your body.

The good news is that you are rescued by a fellow american who has discovered your plight.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 12:06:42 AM   
Gauge


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The good news is that you are rescued by a fellow american who has discovered your plight.


The bad news is that your saviour has just gone to a marathon showing of the film Hostel and had decided to try some of his own ideas on you.


The good news is that you know Karate.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 3:30:04 AM   
LaMalinche


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that Karate is the name of your lawyer, along with Akido and Jit-su, and they are on vacation.

The good news is that instead of showing Hostel they showed re-runs of the evening soap opera Hotel, so he think he is Jonathan Frakes.



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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 12:05:13 PM   
Gauge


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The good news is that instead of showing Hostel they showed re-runs of the evening soap opera Hotel, so he think he is Jonathan Frakes.


The bad news is that he keeps referring to you as Mr. Worf.

The good news is that today is a good day to die.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 6:44:21 PM   
enigmabrat


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good news there s a 75% off sale at your favorate fetish shop

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Leather strap $85.00 on Master card
Wooden paddle $50.00 on Master card
ratten cane $48.00 on Master card

a Master that can use them all Priceless

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 7:26:05 PM   
Evanesce


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quote:

good news there s a 75% off sale at your favorate fetish shop


The bad news is, when they said 75% off, they meant 75% OFF, so you end up with only a fourth of a vibrator - and not the good fourth.
 
The good news is, they'll sell you the other 75% for 25% off.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 10:11:42 PM   
enigmabrat


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good news is you got picked for that promotion

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Leather strap $85.00 on Master card
Wooden paddle $50.00 on Master card
ratten cane $48.00 on Master card

a Master that can use them all Priceless

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 11:05:30 PM   
Gauge


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good news is you got picked for that promotion


The bad news is that you work in the sewers and you have been promoted to the job of scrubbing the raw waste storage vats.

The good news is that your doctor gave you a clean bill of health for your recent physical.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/25/2006 11:31:32 PM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the doc wants you to be a paid patient in a
clinical trial for a new drug never before tested on humans,
only lab rats.
 
The good news is that the pay is substantial because of the
risk factors involved in the experiment.  
 
Vendaval
 
 
 


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that your doctor gave you a clean bill of health for your recent physical.


< Message edited by Vendaval -- 6/25/2006 11:32:40 PM >

_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/26/2006 9:41:05 PM   
Gauge


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The good news is that the pay is substantial because of the risk factors involved in the experiment.  


The bad news is that one of the risks is that it can potentially turn you into a bible thumping televangelist.


The good news is that you are into religious scenes and that transformation you wouldn't mind so much.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/28/2006 1:54:30 AM   
Vendaval


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you owe back taxes to the IRS from your
previous days as a used car salesman.
 
The good news is that with your new identity, it will take them
years to catch you.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you are into religious scenes and that transformation you wouldn't mind so much.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/28/2006 7:04:18 AM   
wandersalone


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Status: offline 		The good news is that with your new identity, it will take them
years to catch you.


the bad news is that part of your new identity includes wearing eyelashes like Tammy Fay Baker

The good news is that you don't have to sleep with Tammy Fay to look like her

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 6/28/2006 7:12:09 AM   
SpinnerofTales


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that you DO have to sleep with Tammy's latest husband in ordre to keep up the new identity.

The good news is, having been married to Tammy Fay for a few years, the poor guy is so whipped he makes the perfect slaveboy

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