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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/18/2006 5:37:24 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The Good news is you have won a new car with bling bling alloys and stuff.


The bad news is that you have to sell it to get that surgery your dear old mother needs.


The good news is it wasn't poison ivy that you rubbed on your nether regions

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"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/18/2006 6:02:30 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		The bad news is it was poison oak.
 
The good news is the zoning board approved your new business.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/18/2006 9:05:15 PM   
HouseofBear


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that the local churches have banded together to protest your new toy store.

The good news is that you found someone to buy your stock from at 1/2 the normal wholesale price.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/18/2006 10:32:19 PM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that the whole scheme is a sting operation
for insider trading.
 
The good news is that your hair salon is offering half priced
services for an entire week to celebrate 10 years in business.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: HouseofBear
The good news is that you found someone to buy your stock from at 1/2 the normal wholesale price.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/19/2006 2:23:37 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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From: Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX
Status: offline 		The bad news is that the fine print of the offer says you have to buy $50 worth of salon products to be eligible for the 1/2 priced services.

The good news is that you finally shed those last 10 pounds and are now at your ideal weight.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/19/2006 8:55:08 AM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		The bad news is now you cant get a date cause you look like twiggy.
 
The good news is playing in the fountain in the center of town is no longer illegal!

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/19/2006 1:45:06 PM   
Vendaval


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Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that ordinance was lifted because the local
skid row drunks were using it as a urinal.
 
The good news is that today is a perfect day to catch some
waves out in the surf.
 
Vendaval

quote:

ORIGINAL: Reflectivesoul
The good news is playing in the fountain in the center of town is no longer illegal!


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/19/2006 10:15:13 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that today is a perfect day to catch some waves out in the surf.


The bad news is that there have been 12 great white sharks sighted in the area.


The good news is that you found a handyman that can fix your kitchen sink.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/19/2006 10:28:17 PM   
Reflectivesoul


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Status: offline 		The bad news is that when he shows up at your house, you find its a 700lb man who believes that plumbers crack is a sight for sore eyes.
 
The good news is you won an overnight stay at a local 5* hotel with a free all you can eat buffet dinner.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/19/2006 10:42:17 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is you won an overnight stay at a local 5* hotel with a free all you can eat buffet dinner.


The bad news is they tell you at the buffet that one plate of food is all you can eat.


The good news is that I am getting another car

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/20/2006 12:02:00 AM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is - It's a repo!  And the former owner, Guido the
Gun-runner, wants it back in his garage now!
 
The good news is that you won the grocery store lottery and
have a year's supply of free food.
 

Vendaval
 
 
 

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that I am getting another car


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/20/2006 12:58:21 AM   
HouseofBear


Posts: 1280
Joined: 2/9/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that it is a years unlimited supply of kibbles and bits for your pet (and you don't have a pet and it is non transferable)

The good news is that your neighbor has offered to be your pet.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/20/2006 9:36:32 AM   
Gauge


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quote:

The good news is that your neighbor has offered to be your pet.


The bad news is that you accept the offer and now all they do is shit on your rug.


The good news is that you have won a brand new, state of the art, top of the line computer.

_____________________________

"For there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." Herman Melville - Moby Dick

I'm wearing my chicken suit and humming La Marseillaise.

(in reply to HouseofBear)
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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/20/2006 1:16:31 PM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that since you are on the lamb, hiding out
from Guide the Gun-runner, you cannot set it up anywhere
because his geek-squad will trace your ISP and his goons
will break down your doors.
 
The good news is that you have a brand new lingere' set
complete with matching feather boa and spike heeled shoes.
 
Vendaval


quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge
The good news is that you have won a brand new, state of the art, top of the line computer.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/20/2006 9:16:42 PM   
HouseofBear


Posts: 1280
Joined: 2/9/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is that it is all neon orange which clashes with your complexion.

The good news is that you are able to sell it to your worst enemy.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/20/2006 9:37:34 PM   
twicehappy


Posts: 2706
Joined: 2/5/2006
Status: offline 		The bad news is your enemy stole your boyfriend in the outfit.

The good news is she gave him the clap.

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Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

The human heart is not a finite container but an ever expanding universe with all the stars contained there in.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 3:44:20 PM   
Vendaval


Posts: 10297
Joined: 1/15/2005
Status: offline 		The bad news is he wants you to take his sorry ass over to the clinic.
 
The good news is that you have a really hot new guy who will
do anything to please you.
 
Vendaval


quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy
The good news is she gave him the clap.


_____________________________

"Beware, the woods at night, beware the lunar light.
So in this gray haze we'll be meating again, and on that
great day, I will tease you all the same."
"WOLF MOON", OCTOBER RUST, TYPE O NEGATIVE


http://KinkMeet.co.uk

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 3:53:08 PM   
feastie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

The bad news is he wants you to take his sorry ass over to the clinic.
 
The good news is that you have a really hot new guy who will
do anything to please you.
 
Vendaval




The bad news is that he looks better in your dresses than you do.

The good news is that you just won the lottery!

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Snarky and loving it.

Disclaimer: Any views expressed in any post are my opinions only. They may or may not be yours.

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 6:19:16 PM   
DelightMachine


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval
The good news is that you just won the lottery!


The bad news is that all your relatives know it.

The good news is that the results are back from the lab and you have no sexually transmitted diseases!

_____________________________

I'd rather be in
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

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RE: Good News/Bad News - 5/21/2006 8:07:53 PM   
missgiveNTake


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Joined: 3/22/2006
Status: offline 		The bad news is: Your other half has all of them.

The good news is: The hot nurse is flirting with you.

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